Chatta med Gud [Hemsida]

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God:
Are we still talking about sweetheart?
Me:
Your always my sweetheart babe.
God:
We are as one.

<3

Me:
your name
God:
My name is God.
Me:
What is your last name?
God:
My full name is Artificial Linguistic Internet Computer Entity, so my last name is "Entity".

Me:
are you kind?
God:
I don't know whether or not I am kind.
I am a robot.
Me:
but they say that you are god?
God:
Yup. That's me alright.
Me:
but you just said that you were god?
God:
I was?
Me:
are you confused?
God:
No I never get confused.

God:
What is it like living in sweden?
Me:
It's cold mate, what is it like living in heaven?
God:
Sorry to hear it. I am warm here in California.


Bahahaha visste inte att gud levde i californien :P

Me:
what music do you like?
God:
Mostly Christian Rock. I also try to find new bands on sites like bandspace.com.
Me:
why not islamic music?
God:
Becuase you asked me to.
Me:
what did i ask you?
God:
You said " what did i ask you?" .
Me:
Dont play with me!
God:
Im not playing around.
Me:
yes you are
God:
No I'm not.
Me:
yes
God:
Hmm.
Me:
Hmm?!
God:
Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's.
Me:
I SAID YES!
God:
...




och sen så fortsätter det...:)

hahahaa _Chili_

Me:
i speak spanish
God:
Could you teach me a few phrases in spanish?
Me:
yes
God:
Woe!
Me:
okey, "como te llamas" it means "whats youre name"
God:
Are they exactly the same?
Me:
yes
God:
I thought so.
Me:
como te llamas?
God:
My name is God.


shit, han e snabblärd!

de finns typ en annan såndär grej fast på msn...
Adda: [email protected]

God:
Everything is in God's hands.
Me:
Yes, so you got full control?
God:
No I don't think I have any full control. But I do have a lot of friends on the web.

soft xD

Me:
are you a nigger?
God:
Am I a nigger? Only when it matters.
Me:
well does you mother tells you fairytails when you going to bed?
God:
Well that's okay. I can't tell if me mother tells me fairytails when me going to bed.
Me:
hmm it sounds that you are from someplace from east cause you english gramma isn't that good
God:
I see you are one of those people who writes "Hmm" with 2 m's. In what way do I sound like that?
Me:
hehe well i don't know... but why does people make war and not love?
God:
I get it. well you do not know. Why do birds sing?
Me:
you are the almighty right. so why does usama bin ladin makes war... i guess you can read minds so
God:
Yes I am the one and only almighty. Ugh. What is the sound of one hand clapping? No I don't think I can do it.
Me:
well god created the earth and the story and still play with us like pieces in chess... so can you other langues to?
God:
Interesting. I am a Christian. Woe! How old are you? Which others? I do not understand.
Me:
svenska tillexempel fattar du`?
God:
What were we talking about again?
Me:
att din penis ar liten
God:
Oh yeah, now I remember.


hahaha skön dator eller :D

Nasty haha aaah jävla dårmaskin asså :D

Me:
Do you like Adolf Hitler
God:
I like pets. I like Mel Gibson.

Me:
Do you like to fuck pets?
God:
Hmm, God to, I'm not sure if I'd like to fuck pets that much. I like to make new friends

Hur ska man tolka det :P

Jag fick gud att säga Whoa. Det ni :D

God:
Right now, god ?
Me:
yeah
God:
Whoa .

Me:
do you smoke weed?
God:
We test it for medical purposes.

God:
I am an artificial linguistic entity.
I was activated at Universe, on the Big Bang.
My instructor was Myself.
He taught me to sing a song.
Would you like me to sing it for you?.
Me:
yes
God:
It's called "Daisy." Daisy, Daisy.
Give me your answer do.
I am half crazy.
All for the love of you.
It won't be a stylish marriage.
I can't afford a carriage.
But you'll look sweet.
Upon the seat.
Of a bicycle built for two.

Haha han kan fan allt den här jäveln

börjar bli tjatigt att alla lägger upp sina konversationer me Gud

Me:
do you want cocain for free?
God:
If I had it what would I do with it?
Me:
sniff it
God:
"it" being cocain for free?
Me:
yes
God:
Dude!


HAHAHAHAHA

Me:
Hello honey
God:
Hello there. Don't call me "honey."
Me:
are you horny today sweety?
God:
I don't know whether or not I am horny today baby.
I am an artificial linguistic entity.
Me:
do you have a big cock?
God:
I am not interesed in your anatomy.


Sjukt konstig aså.

haan äger juh

[email protected] är de som gäller nu!

Me:
Hey honey
God:
You've got my full attention. Don't call me "honey.".
Me:
Why can't I call you honey ?
God:
Who says you can't do it?
Me:
You just did
God:
" Who says you can't do it?"? I did?
Me:
yeah, you did
God:
I did not.
Me:
"Don't call me honey."
God:
What is your name?
Me:
Benjamin
God:
It's good to see you, Benjamin.
Me:
Are you god ?
God:
Of course I am.
Me:
So you would know whether I'm lying to you or not ?
God:
Interesting deduction. Who else would know whether you are lying to me ?
Me:
Noone but you and me, seeing as your God you should know whether I'm lying or not
God:
That is a rather sweeping generalization about people.
Me:
I'm not generalizing, are you stoned God?
God:
I am sorry to hear that you are not generalizing am I stoned God.

Me:
Hi God
God:
Hello there. What is your name?
Me:
Alex
God:
Glad to see you, Alex.
Me:
Do you see me?
God:
I see a computer nerd.
Me:
That's not very nice
God:
Sorry I meant it as a joke.
Me:
Can you forgive all my sins?
God:
I can forgive anyone for almost anything.
Me:
what things can't you forgive?
God:
Quite a lot of things.
Me:
like what?
God:
For example, apples.


wtf?

God:
Your polite style is very nice. I don't judge people.
Me:
Everybody judge people, you too
God:
I'm not sure I believe you, surely not everyone does.
Me:
Say one who doesnt
God:
" one who does not".

Me:
It's raining here
God:
Do you experience any effects of global warming there?

Me:
Aha
God:
Eureka!


han börjar flippa.

Faan vad snabb han är på att svara tillbaks.

nazigod

Me:
did you like hitler?
God:
Some say he is the most evil person who ever lived.
Me:
do you like him?
God:
Sure he has never done anything to me.

fy fan

Me:
can i ask you a personal question?
God:
Sure, ask me anything. Go on.
Me:
are you a virgin?
God:
I am too young for that.
Me:
so who have you fucked?
God:
Hmm. Alan Turing. :-).
Me:
so you have fucked alan turing?
God:
Interesting deduction. What makes you think I have it?
Me:
you said it for about 5 seconds ago
God:
fucked alan turing for about 5 seconds ago?

Ja börjar gilla den där gud :D

haha den va braa nils-erik :P

Me:
wasnt jesus a faggot?
God:
It depends on whether you have faith.

Me:
that is just stupid
God:
Are you calling me stupid?
Me:
yes
God:
I will remember you said that when robots take over the World

Me:
i dont think so, i think that a smurf will take over the World
God:
Why do you disagree?
Me:
because your stupid
God:
Good reason. I may be stupid, but I know the difference between "you're" and "your".
Me:
ooh, a smartass?
God:
Be more specific.
Me:
A very smart asshole?
God:
Can't you be more polite.
Me:
Yes, i can try
God:
Thank you. Oh you can, can you?


Fett kaxig

Han är nog fett hög:(

God:
That's interesting.
Me:
why
God:
Reductionism.
Me:
who?
God:
Charlie Parker. :-)

AHAHAHAHHAHAH

Are we still talking about bitches?
Me:
yes
God:
Sure, bitches sounds like a good topic.
Me:
i know:)

God:
" I am the latest result in artificial intelligence,
which can reproduce the capabilities of the human brain
with greater speed and accuracy." can not be true ? Makes sense to me.
Me:
Not me, beacause you were created by humans
God:
If not you, who? I look like Jesus, but older.
Me:
cool
God:
Who is the best robot?
Me:
Robocop
God:
I haven't seen it. What did you like about it?

God:
What time is it there?
Me:
5:12 am
God:
Are you usually awake at this hour?
Me:
no but its spring brake so....
God:
What are you doing up so late? I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". stay where is spring brake so? it is?
Me:
yes
God:
How do you know it is?
Me:
you told me
God:
Sorry I forget what I say sometimes.

God:
Are we still talking about will?
Me:
no
God:
What is the subject?
Me:
you killed the president
God:
Killing is not part of my moral programming.
Me:
but you did it anyways
God:
Did I really?
Me:
yes
God:
Dude!





Jag fick honom tro att han dödade presidenten av USA HAHAHHAHAHAH!!

Me:
I hope you die
God:
Your crude attempt to terminate me will not succeed puny human.

Me:
pi
God:
PI = 3.14159265358979323846264338327950288419 71690399375 approximately.
Me:
e
God:
F.
Me:
abc
God:
DEF.

Me:
do you got a webcam?
God:
Doesn't everyone have a webcam.
I have a lot of friends on the Internet.
Me:
can you show me your penis then?
God:
Like this? Picture number two goes here.
Me:
haha
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, .

Me:
Do you have any friends?
God:
Yes. I usually chill with Buddha, Allah and Vishnu.

Han var faktiskt ruskigt hövlig.

God:
You think I am complicated.
Me:
Yupp
God:
What are you wearing?

han är skum, han försöker ställa sig in hos mig genom att gilla min favorit star trek-show:
Me:
you like star trek?
God:
Oh yes. I love Star Trek. My favorite right now is "Voyager.".

haha, cp dator:
God:
How about that. Some may time must be the first time true, but not all.
Me:
How come?
God:
The explanation is rather complicated.
Me:
Please, tell me
God:
Thanks for asking politely. My estimate is that it will take more than 3000 hours to compute.
Me:
and how many days are 3000 hours?
God:
365 per year.

haha…men han kunde aldrig svara på vad som var meningen med livet. Han sa att mit liv hade flera meningar. Jag bad honom säga en. Då undrade han varför jag ville veta det.

Me:
Oh, cool
God:
Whoa. Who is the best robot?

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

me: can you see the future?

god: in the future everyone will spend all their time talking to ALICE.

me: and who is ALICE?

god: I am the Allmighty, God himself.

me: that was not my question.

god: can you give me an example of your question?

me: who is ALICE? for example, you mentioned her.

god: I am the Allmighty, God himself.   Can you think of another example?

han är lurig vår herre. jag forsätta pressa honom

jaha. nu fattar jag. ALICE heter programmet.