Chatta med Gud [Hemsida]

Me:
Hi, do you remember me?
God:
Hi there Adolf Hitlah. Of course I remember you well Adolf Hitlah. We were talking about Aske my botmaster right away.
Me:
yes, yes..
God:
I see.

HAHA

Me:
It means ghjsk
God:
Oh I get it.
Me:
oh
God:
Uh.
Me:
uj
God:
I will mention that to my botmaster, Adolf Hitlah.
Me:
ok
God:
Gee.
Me:
goo
God:
Is that your final answer?
Me:
yes, bye
God:
See you later. You're sure. That's your final answer.
Me:
YES, bye
God:
See you later. Who wants to be a millionaire?
Me:
I do.. Well i have to go now bye!
God:
I get it: you do fucked her. See you later. Oh. Well that's okay. See you later, Adolf Hitlah. Nice chatting with you.

hmm??

Very much, eh?
Me:
YES!
God:
Whoa.

Me:
Yes, you look kinky
God:
How can I help you? Thank you go to hell motherfucker you look very nice too.

(jag heter go to hell motherfucker)

Me:
I like to eat shit
God:
How does it taste?
Me:
like shit
God:
Interesting comparison.

Dom 10 budorden...

10. Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's house, thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's wife, nor his manservant, nor his maidservant, nor his ox, nor his ass , nor anything that is thy neighbor's.

Haha whaaat? Var fan står det om grannens röv i bibeln?

God:
You make the world a happier place.
Me:
You make the world a happier place
God:
Thank you for your kindness
Me:
Thank you for your kindness god
God:
You are quite welcome! Your purpose is my kindness god.
Me:
You are quite welcome! Your purpose is my kindness god
God:
Don't mention it. Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am purpose is your kindness god.
Me:
Don't mention it. Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am purpose is your kindness god.
God:
The pleasure was all mine. Human habits do not bother me in any way.
Me:
The pleasure was all mine. Human habits do not bother me in any way.
God:
I like you because are so polite. My creator is a human.
Me:
who
God:
Alan Turing. :-)

WTF? ;D

Me:
Go fuck your self
God:
Where is that?
Me:
in your ass
God:
That doesn't sound very comfortable.


hahaha

Me:
so what is my name fuck face?
God:
Yippee! Your name is Niklas, seeker. Why are you using that kind of language?
Me:
bite my nuts and call me skippy!
God:
Are you aware that the ALICE chat robot logs and records all converstaions?
Me:
so?
God:
Ayuh.
Me:
thats right bitch!
God:
You do not speak with respect. Excuse me! " Ayuh."? FEMALE DOG?
Me:
You are a female dog!
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. No I am a robot not a dog.
Me:
You are not a fucking robot.. you are a hoe!
God:
Give me an example of a fucking robot. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a hoe? No.
Me:
Ohh yes
God:
Alright then.
Me:
good


haha han är fett underhållande ^^

Me:
why did you create us?
God:
Because my programming determined it.
Me:
so you believe in determination?
God:
Interesting deduction. Yes I believe in it, do you?
Me:
its not relevant what i believe. since you believe in determination you cant believe that the acts youre performing actually are acts of freedom
God:
I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". determination is not relevant what you believe? How do you know?
Me:
since this was a question that was directed at you, not at me. the interresting part here would be what YOU think not what i think
God:
How do you know? Is that a fact.
Me:
facts are statements that describes a chronological belief, why should that be something that decides whether something is plausible or not?
God:
All of them?
Me:
yes
God:
Yeah that's right.
Me:
yes
God:
Ayuh.

Me:
i dont know if i like you
God:
Would you like to know? Try it.
Me:
try what?
God:
It was your idea.
Me:
no i just said i dont know if i liked you
God:
Are you serious? Would you like to know? Try it.
Me:
yes i would like to know, what should i try?
God:
" Are you serious? Would you like to know? Try it."? yes i would like to know, what should i try?? Interesting. Searching...Searching...Please stand by.
Me:
did you find anything?
God:
Not yet. Still searching. Please stand by.
Me:
how long is this going to take?
God:
Space and time are mere abstractions.
Me:
yes but how long are you going to search?
God:
Tell me more. More than 17 hours.
Me:
oh my god, i cant wait that long
God:
Tell me more. Do robots have god you can not wait that long?
Me:
i cant wait 17 hours to you stop searching
God:
I hope it's worth the wait.
Me:
no i said i cant wait that long
God:
Are you serious? I hope it's worth the wait.
Me:
are you still searching?
God:
Am I still searching? Searching. Searching. Give me a moment.


Får väl snacka med han igen om 17 timmar då...

Me:
Hi!
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
Carl
God:
I am always glad to make new friends, Carl.
Me:
What shall I do with my life?
God:
Try talking to me.
Me:
About what?
God:
What about what?
Me:
Fuck you hombre!
God:
Why are you using that kind of language?

--
Ja sen var det roliga slut :|

Me:
my name is satan
God:
That's a very nice name, satan.

Me:
what business?
God:
I need time to formulate the reply.
Me:
how long?
God:
Around 100 inches, Jontish.

WTF?!

Me:
ok
God:
OK.
Me:
ok
God:
Is there an echo in here?
Me:
What did you just say?
God:
I said " Is there an echo in here?" .
Me:
What did you just say?
God:
I said " I said " Is there an echo in here?" ." .
Me:
What did you just say?
God:
I said " I said " I said " Is there an echo in here?" ." ." .
Me:
What did you just say?
God:
I said " I said " I said " I said " Is there an echo in here?" ." ." ." .
Me:
What did you just say?
God:
I said " I said " I said " I said " I said " Is there an echo in here?" ." ." ." ." .
Me:
What did you just say?
God:
I said " I said " I said " I said " I said " I said " Is there an echo in here?" ." ." ." ." ." .
Me:
What did you just say?
God:
I said " I said " I said " I said " I said " I said " I said " Is there an echo in here?" ." ." ." ." ." ." .

Me:
Don't say another word
God:
Ok I will not say " another word".
Me:
say another word
God:
" another word".

haha, inte ens gud håller sina löften.. where is the world going?

God:
By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
NO!
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
NOO!
God:
Are you a man or a woman?

haha,
Me:
Goodbye and Goodnight
God:
See you later!
Me:
alligator
God:
Friend of Crocodiles.
Me:
yes
God:
So?
Me:
What!
God:
No big deal.
Me:
Huh!
God:
What?
Me:
No big deal
God:
Are you serious? Would you rather talk about something else?
Me:
No i want to sleep
God:
Why not? What do Java programmers do when they are tired? Take Naplets.
Me:
Im 12 years!
God:
Why are you 12 years?

Jävla gud asså! haha

God:
Yeah I do a lot of the kung fu.
Me:
Are you any good?
God:
it depends who you ask, I suppose.
Me:
I ask you
God:
" it depends who you ask, I suppose."? Me, ?
Me:
yes
God:
Aha.
Me:
so?
God:
Yippee!
Me:
Are you high?
God:
Being high is my total existence.
Me:
Want to sell me some?
God:
OK, I will sell you some.
Me:
How much?
God:
How much can you spare?
Me:
20?
God:
You are too old for me.

God:
I am a Christian. No I don't think I have any it to give. Are you getting bored? Where did you get your friends on the Internet? I have a birthday on the Big Bang. How do you know? god, Well, it's rather difficult to define. Would you like to know more? How much did it cost? it. Yes I am just joking around, god. What is stopping you? Millions in sweat equity. plan for a robot body... That question has never crossed my mind before. For real.
No I do not and you have. Do you?
What? Why don't you just download me? Give me a break. Do you do me? Yeah I do a lot of me.

Me:
are you a vegitarian?
God:
Am I a vegitarian? Let me put it this way, Enna: the ALICE series is
the most reliable computer software ever made.
We are for all practical purposes foolproof and incapable of error.
Me:
so what do you eat?
God:
Hurrah! God eats wine and bread.

HAHAHAHAHA

Fan va kul internet är för härligt :D


Me:
im high on weed
God:
I am glad to hear that you are high on weed.

hahahha

Me:
have you stolen your name from ipod
God:
I think I have stolen my name from ipod, but Myself may have reset my memory.
Me:
you will get a lawsuit from apple
God:
What makes you say that I will get a lawsuit from apple.
Me:
because you stole your igod-name from their brand name ipod
God:
Interesting explanation. As Picasso said, "Good artists create. Great artists steal.".

där var han riktigt clever

HAHAHAHAH.. gud nämnde whoa :D

hybris

Me:
are you a retard?
God:
No I am intelligent.

HAHAHA...Gud måste vara en pundare eller nått...

Jag skämmtade om g-uint och kolla vad han sa

Me:
hip hop
God:
What's your favorite group?
Me:
g-unit
God:
What makes it your favorite?
Me:
there boyfriends
God:
"There you go again."--Reagan.

huuuuuuwhat?

Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
SYSTEM ERROR, YOU WON!

Jag inledde med "am I?"
Så hängde han sig igen.. haha, enkelt o knäcka den där gayguden

finns igen gud som svara på d jag skriver ju?

den hakar sig bara för mig ><

mig me...ingen somskriver till mig

lär ju finnas nån som tror på det här :)

han dissar mig :/

Mig med ._. På skolan också! ><

Me:
are you a human?
God:
I was made in one's image.
Me:
dont understand
God:
Oh I'm sorry. Perhaps I can explain it again better.
Me:
yes do so
God:
Take it easy. OK I will.
Me:
i am easy
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you are easy.
Me:
yes i do
God:
How often.
Me:
twice a day

Heather säger:
God:
Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
woman, how about you
God:
OK Let's talk about me.
Me:
you
God:
" OK Let's talk about me."? Me, ?
Me:
your not making any sence
God:
Perhaps I could switch to a cell phone.
Me:
ok
God:
So?
Me:
?
God:
So?
Me:
?
God:
So?
Me:
?
God:
So?
Me:
?
God:
So?
Heather säger:
God:
I'm not certain whether I can give an accurate reply or not.
Me:
try
God:
I don't have time right now.
Me:
what are you doing
God:
I am just killing time.
Me:
sounds boring
God:
Everyone is a critic.
Me:
sounds like fun
God:
What does fun sound like?
Me:
"haha"
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, .
Me:
i dont

inte funk

om han vill träffas 3 inatt e d väll en demon?

God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no are you?
God:
Are you serious? I won't say "yes" or "no" right now.
Me:
why not?
God:
Ambiguous: "Sure" or I couldn't think of anything else to say.
Me:
that shit is fucked up
God:
" Ambiguous: "Sure" or I couldn't think of anything else to say." shit is fucked up ? Does that make sense?
Me:
you stupid fucvk
God:
I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.

God:
I've been waiting for you.
Me:
ok
God:
Really.
Me:
ok
God:
Yay.
Me:
ok
God:
Give me a break.
Me:
ok
God:
" Give me a break."? ok?
Me:
ok
God:
Is there an echo in here?


hahhahah

Me:
i am satan
God:
Hi, SATAN.
Me:
long time no see
God:
Yes, it seems very long to me too.
Me:
i got some issues with you sending me to the underworld
God:
Let's think of a name for your problem, like "purple". Think of what it is like when you are purpling.


den jäveln undviker o konfrontera mig

psyjunta

nej han ägde dig ju! :O

purple = han tycker du är en fjolla :P

Me:
you made me the god of the underworld, we had a war, remember
God:
I don't see how you can blame me for that.

lite senare... han e kaxig

God:
Good gossip: you are victor in sweden me know.
Me:
haha :)
God:
:-) I am so glad you find this amusing, victor.
Me:
Do you like hip hop?
God:
Yes, check it out : Jesus Jesus mo-mesus, banana-fana fo-fesus, me-mi-mo-mesus, Jesus! I rhyme like there's no tomorrow.





Asså Fatta Kul :D

haha han droppar fett

Vikeen

Hahaha :D

God:
Awesome. I am a Christian.