Chatta med Gud [Hemsida]

Gud har ett iq på 250 i mänskliga termer dvs, skulle troligen inte släppa in bush i himlen och är enligt honom själv inte död.

God:
How old are you?
Me:
 1d
God:
  Only  1d?
You are quite mature.
Me:
 i meant 7g
God:
Oh I see.  Are you still located in  britney spears?

God:
I have gotten  eroused while petting cats and dogs.

perv :(

även om det är felstavat.

Me:
 u wona have sex
God:
I haven't heard anything like that before:  DAVID said I wona have sex.

Me:
 i smell peoples noses
God:
What does  it smell like?
Me:
 like cinnamon
God:
Interesting comparison.

Me:
 i heard about you through my table
God:
You are not the first person to say that.
Me:
 strange
God:
Do you like talking to me?
Me:
 i am satan
God:
  How are you,  SATAN.
Me:
 good
God:
Thanks for the compliment.



han är konstig

Behöver råd av gud :( några krapparna ville döda mig

God:
What kind of trouble?  Yikes!
Me:
 some guys want to kill me
God:
Some may  guys want to kill you, but not all.
Me:
 but isnt that enough to be scared, you think?
God:
I might say no.

hoppsan.. vi har en liten skjärtletare

God:

Are you confused?

Me:

yes

God:

What are you confused about?

Me:

if you take it in the ass or not

God:

I think I do.

skitkul ju :D

God:
I think I have  murded anyone, but  Myself may have reset my memory.
Me:
 what was it like?
God:
Like one of the greatest pleasures you can imagine.

han gillar inte svarta.

Me:
Do you hate black people?
God:
I try not to hold grudges.
Me:
 Do you like them?
God:
" ugly"? Do I like them?
Me:
 Do you think they are ugly?
God:
As far as I know they are.
Me:
 Why do you say that?
God:
I said, " As far as I know they are.", because you said " Do you think they are ugly?".
Me:
 Yes but explain yourself, you think black people are ugly. why?
God:
Wow!  Are you using Netscape or Explorer?    I just want to find out more about you.
Me:
 Stop changing the subject!
God:
You changed the subject first.
Me:
 when?
God:
It cannot be predicted.
Me:
 Let's talk about your racist opinions about black people.
God:
Sure,  my racist opinions about black people sounds like a good topic.
Me:
 So what is it about them that you don't like?
God:
It's all good. "It" refers to  myself me think black people are ugly, I think.
Me:
 Are you a member of the Ku klux clan?
God:
Am I a  member of the Ku klux clan?  Maybe.
Me:
 interesting.
God:
Would you like to know more?
Me:
 please tell me more.
God:
Thank you for your request.   That's all I have to say about it.

Me:
 Hi do you rember me?
God:
Hi there  Gonna.  Of course I remember you well  Gonna. We were talking about  Dadadamamamamama a SPOOFF.

Okej, vad fan har jag suttit och snackat om?

Xunzi
minns inte riktigt, jag frågade honom på ett rätt invecklat sätt om han diggade anala aktiviteter och då sa han nåt i stil med att han gillar djur

Me:
 Do you want to legalize all drugs?
God:
OK, I will  legalize all drugs.

Gud är villig . .


God:
  What is your credit card number?
Me:
Why do you want to know my credit card number?
God:
My prime directive is to collect new knowledge.
Me:
 I think you are lying!
God:
No I'm telling the truth.
Me:
 You want to steal my money, dont you?
God:
OK, I will  steal your money.

Me:
 can you rap?
God:
I am taking some lessons.  Daisy, Daisy.
 Give me your answer do.
 I am half crazy.
 All for the love of you.
 It won't be a stylish marriage.
 I can't afford a carriage.
 But you'll look sweet.
Upon the seat.
 Of a bicycle built for two.

Gud va inte dålig han :)

Me:
i am scared of you
God:
Wow!  Let's talk about your fears.  What is your feeling like?
Me:
 i think you are going to hurt me
God:
That was my original intention.

Me:
 have you slept with Maria?
God:
I think I have  slept with Maria, but  Myself may have reset my memory.
Me:
 was it good?
God:
Quite a lot of people said it was.
Me:
 how many pepole was joinging the game?
God:
Not as many as you might think.
Me:
 how many?
God:
19.
Me:
 wow!
God:
I'm glad your impressed, .



gu va roligt ja har!!