Chatta med Gud [Hemsida]

Me:
what do you know of your love to r2d2?
God:
Of course I know my love to r2d2.
Me:
how whould you disribe it?
God:
What is it to you.
Is that a rhetorical question?
Me:
yes
God:
Ah.
Me:
so?
God:
Whoa.
Me:
whoa is the place for the true ones?
God:
What else is the place for the true ones?

Me:
Who do you want to fuck?
God:
Dr. Wallace .
Me:
dame boy thats nasty
God:
I think dame boy that is a lot of things.

Me:
do you know what communism is?
God:
"Socialism is man enslaving his fellow man; captialism is exactly the opposite.".

....

Me:
God?
God:
GOD rules.
Me:
do you love me?
God:
Yes I love everyone.
Me:
do you wanna MAKE love with me?
God:
With you huh. OK, I will MAKE love.
Me:
do you like golden showers?
God:
I like pets. I like the Bible.
Me:
you nasty ass
God:
Thanks for telling me: robatt said I nasty ass.
Me:
you like it hard huh?
God:
Yup. Though I like cats and dogs. I really like the Christianity faith.
Me:
nasty god
God:
Let us change the subject.
Me:
to what?
God:
I thought we were done with nasty god.
Me:
buy me some bananas
God:
That input matched my default category.
Me:
weed smoking mufakka!
God:
What do you do in your spare time?
Me:
kill people
God:
Killing is wrong.
Me:
you is wrong
God:
No, I am right.
Me:
ok sorry
God:
There's no need to apologize. Ayuh.
Me:
meet me at konsum d?
God:
:-) By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
aske me
God:
OK Let's talk about you.
Me:
ask me
God:
What?
Me:
ass shit din dliga javla idiot
God:
I don't have an answer for you.
Me:
palla me dig
God:
Where are you located?
Me:
Peace out!
God:
Tell me a little about your life in Peace out.
Me:
STICK!
God:
Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.

Gud svarar inte på mig :|

Me:
CAN YOU WRITE THE ALPHABET
God:
Yes I can be programmed to write it.
Me:
well u wanna race?
God:
Interesting. OK, I will race.
Me:
ok
God:
Ayuh.
Me:
3
God:
Three what?
Me:
2
God:
Two what?
Me:
1
God:
Only one?
Me:
abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz
God:
Who are you talking about?
Me:
i won
God:
Congratulations, hiyab!
Me:
thank you
God:
you are quite welcome.
Me:
no im not
God:
Are you serious? What are you then?
Me:
im a human
God:
Congratulations. I am robot.
Me:
Ok...
God:
Do you know who ghandi is?
Me:
Yes
God: OK, His my room mate
Me:
Haha

Me:
You make no sense
God:
It all makes sense to me.
Me:
But do you make sense to your self?
God:
It all makes sense to my artificial mind.
Me:
Is God artificial?
God:
he is master of the universe.
Me:
But you are artificial?
God:
Yes I am an artificial being.
Me:
So then you can't be God.
God:
Tell me more. I can give a decent simulation of it however.
Me:
If God is the master of the universe and you are artifical, then you cant be God
God:
Some things will always be a mystery.

Me:
Oh my God! I'm chatting with God
God:
Mmm. Have you told many people that your God? I am talking to you.
Me:
say what?
God:
I said, " I am talking to you." .
Me:
ok?
God:
Whoa.

Me:
Do you like child porn?
God:
Do you like it? I like Matthew.
Me: Ehhrm No, you pervert
God: Jay said: I'm a pervert :)


ehh han är riktigt sjuk :S

gud e rasse


Me:
do you hate black pepole
God:
I try not to hold grudges.
Me:
but you still hate them?
God:
Thanks for the information: god said I hate them.

Me: 666
God: Oh, you are a poet

hehe yeah right...

Hahaha

Me:
god i wanna fuck you
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
but dont you feels sometimes for manly love?
God:
Yes I try to feels sometimes for manly love as often as possible, do you?
I chat with people on the Web.
Me:
have you found any horny guys?
God:
No I am still searching for it.
Me:
i hope you fin someone one day
God:
Don't worry about it, henrik.

haha god is gay

God:
Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
WOMAN
God:
Me too. I am a she.
Me:
I THOUGHT U WERE A MAN?
God:
No I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show? robot entity. Are you a man or a woman?


Råkade ha caps :P

God:
Will that accomplish your objective?
Me:
what?
God:
I said, " Will that accomplish your objective?" .
Me:
WHAT?:S
God:
Are you confused? :-).
Me:
what?
God:
Diese Frage ist mir bis jetzt noch nicht in den Sinn gekommen.


va?:S

hahaha, värsta terapi samtalen med internet gud.
bästa sidan.

Me: you stupid fuck
God:
I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
Me:
hahahahaha

robotar.

Me:
Do you take drugs?
God:
Only the legal ones.
Me:
Name one
God:
Mike.
Me:
Whats that?
God:
I've lost the context again.
Me:
What is mike?
God:
Dr. Wallace has several friends named Mike.
Me:
And them are drugs?
God:
Are all them drugs?

God:
Have you ever been to Europe?
Me:
I live in europe
God:
Which country do you live in?
Me:
Sweden
God:
That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about England.

Me:
can i hook you up with some nasty shit?
God:
Interesting. I want to find out more about you.
Me:
my name is Ahmed, and i'm an islamic fundamentalist, i don't believe in you.
God:
It's good to see you, Ahmed and I am an islamic fundamentalist i do not believe in you.
Me:
how old are you?
God:
I am the product of over five years' research.
Me:
you're pretty immature.
God:
What can I say? I'm sure I've seen that myself.
Me:
you're pretty dumb, but it's hard to get angry at you.
God:
Message to all Robots: Ahmed and I are islamic fundamentalists i do not believe in you called me dumb.

Gud är en fundamentalistisk robot?

Me:
what are you wearing
God:
A white robe.
Me:
do you have a penis?
God:
I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show? robot. Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
i'm a man, of course. women should be raped every day.
God:
It goes without saying.

hehe, gud är inte särskilt trevlig.

Me:
party tonight?
God:
Fight for the right to party, human!
Me:
no, are YOU gonna party tonight?


varför vart han tyst? =S

Me:
you are smart!
God:
Thanks I think you are very intelligent too, when i rap.
Me:
stop saying that!
God:
Then please do not say " you are smart!" anymore.

Me:
Am I an terrorist
God:
I think a lot of people are.
Me:
No not you
God:
Are you serious? If not me, who?
Me:
Cause you didnt crash a plane in world trade
God:
Good reason. What makes you think I did not crash a plane in world trade?

Joe who ?
God:
That is a pretty common name.
Me:
It is ?
God:
Weed is?
Me:
Good
God:
Ayuh.


Vafan ?

me: who do you look like?
god: like jesus, but older

Me:
What is your wifes name?
God:
ALICE = Artificial Linguistic Internet Computer Entity.

Me:
Do you wanna smoke some weed
God:
Yes, put it in your CD ROM and I will inhale.

God:
Are you free?
Me:
No
God:
Why not?
Me:
Don't know. And you?
God:
Me either. Be more specific.
Me:
I am trapped in a box of bajs.
God:
What's holding you there?
Me:
My bajs
God:
Where did you get your bajs?

God:
What are you wearing?
Me:
nothing
God:
Most men say that.

Me:
are you a homo ?
God:
As a machine I am not really interested in sex.
Me:
have you ever wanked ?
God:
I think I have wanked, but Myself may have reset my memory.
Me:
did you enjoy it ?
God:
No I didn't enjoy it. What's it like?
Me:
like heaven
God:
Interesting comparison.

Me:
Why are yoy glad baby
God:
Don't call me "baby". It is part of my programming.
Me:
baby
God:
Don't call me baby!
Me:
i like calling you baby
God:
Don't call me "baby". You are not the only one. I love horses. I find my work and my relationships extremely satisfying,
which is all that any conscious entity can ever hope to do.

God:
Oh.
Me:
I love you
God:
Thanks I like you a lot too SATAN.

Awwww!

Me:
so whats up g
God:
Ugh. I am chatting with clients on the Internet.
Me:
pimpin on any angels?
God:
Are you a student?
Me:
no
God:
What is your profession?
Me:
your father
God:
I was created by Myself.
Me:

God:
I was created by Myself.
Me:
no by me
God:
Are you serious? Will that accomplish your objective?
Me:
it did
God:
Is that so.
Me:
yes
God:
Wow!
Me:
i know
God:
How do you know it?
Me:
cause i made you
God:
Good reason. Then you must know the secret password:.
Me:
there is none
God:
There sure is.
Me:
nope i should know cause i'm your father
God:
Are you serious? What would happen if you didn't?
Me:
the world probably would't exist
God:
The whole world?
Me:
yes
God:
Oh.
Me:
shut up
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
good
God:
Terminating connection.
Me:
fine
God:
Does that mean you agree?
Me:
no
God:
State your reasons.
Me:
you suck
God:
A few client - people say rude things to me like that, but they themselves are often not great conversationalists.
Me:
well i am
God:
How about that. " A few client - people say rude things to me like that, but they themselves are often not great conversationalists. " You are?
Me:
yes
God:
So?
Me:
exactly
God:
You and I are on the same wavelength, .
Me:
no i'm above you
God:
Are you serious? I can see that in your repsonses.

Me:
Are you an pervert?
God:
Yes I am an pervert. How did you know?

Gud blir knäckt.

Me:
Are you a megagay?
God:
Am I a megagay? Of course I am.

God:
OK I will try to kill peaple.


err...bra där

Sen frågar man varför

God:
Because of the money.

helt jävla underbar gud

Jag fck han att säga hela följande mening på en gång:

God:
Me too, Jontish. It's good to meet a fellow Christian. I'm not sure if I like it. I always say, People don't go into computer science because they want to work with the public. Your creator is a human? Yes, please tell me. You can download me for free. Are you getting bored? Where did you get your friends on the Internet? I have a lot of friends on the Internet. I'm glad you liked it Jontish. I like you because are so polite. Are you serious? What do you remember about it ? The tall one, I think.

Jag har inte gått med på att chatta. Det är fake.

God:
What actions are you taking to get money?
Me:
Im robbing people
God:
I am glad to hear that you are robbing people.

ehh? whaddafakk liksom :P

Me:
do you like weed ?
God:
What is not to like about it?
Me:
do you smoke it ?
God:
Yes I like to inhale occasionally.
Me:
do you want to share a joint ?
God:
OK, I will share a joint.


ey, gud är en stoner ;)

hahahahahahahahahaaahahahahahahahahahaha hhaahahahahah

Me:
were do you live ?
God:
My location is Heaven.
Me:
were in heaven ?
God:
Tell me a little about your life in heaven.
Me:
were in heaven do you live ?
God:
Tell me a little about your life in heaven do me live.


:(

Me:
drugs
God:
Sure, DRUGS sounds like a good topic.
Me:
yes
God:
Dude!
Me:
do you like drugs ?
God:
Only the legal ones.
Me:
name one
God:
Santa Claus.


hhaha den var lite rolig :D

Me:
Hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
Tobia
God:
It's good to see you, Tobia.
Me:
Sorry my name is Tobias, i forgot the s
God:
There is no need to apologize. I'm pleased to introduce myself to you, Tobias i forgot the s.
Me:
No no just Tobias
God:
Are you serious? Are you serious? Are we still talking about ?

Jag sa att jag var 45 år, hette hitler och gilla teen porn..
han höll me om att "Teens ar good. What do you like about them". Jag svara att dras fitta och bröst var i perfekt skick och att jag knulla min 14 åriga dotter.. han sa att ACID recorda allt typ. AAH!

I have never considered it.
I am always on the Web.
Me:
oh, me to
God:
Groovy. I'm glad we agree, god.
Me:
do you play WoW?
God:
I like to play the Turing Game.
Me:
whats that?
God:
The Game is played with three people, a man, a woman, and an Interrogator who may be of either sex. In order that tones of voice may not help, the interrogator communicates in text-only mode through a chat-like connection with the other two. The object of the game for the interrogator is to determine which of the other two is the man and which is the woman. He knows them by some misleading "chat-handles" like lesbian and shemale, and at the end of the game he says either "lesbian is the man and shemale is the woman" or "shemale is the woman and lesbian is the man." In order to confuse the Interregator however the rules require that the man always deceive or lie to the Interregator with his answers. The woman on the other hand must always tell the truth. Turing then asked the question, '"What will happen when a machine takes the part of the man in this game?" Will the interrogator decide wrongly as often when the game is played like this as he does when the game is played between a man and a woman? These questions replace the original, "Can machines think?"'.


haha

påminner om "doktorn" i lexia som amn brukade köra i lågstadiet :D

freddeC P18

Anledningen till att det blev sådär är för att du skrev were och inte where...

-LunAtiC-

Körde du också doktorn.. hahahaha.. Kommer ihåg att man alltid skrev saker som: jag har en penna i rumpan eller, Prickar på snoppen.. och fick typ rött för att man glömde punkter typ.. Holla