Chatta med Gud [Hemsida]

Vilken Gud är det? ^^

The God ! :)

Me:
I am gay
God:
It doesn& ..

Haha, detta är ju fetkul ^^

Me:
I am gay
God:
It doesn't matter to me.
Me:
are you a homophobic?
God:
Am I a homophobic? Sometimes.
Me:
are you a fascist?
God:
Am I a fascist? Yes.

Kanske det skulle vara ^^

Me:
you are FUCKING Stupid you idiot machine
God:
Hey, I'll tell my other robot friends you called me stupid.

Haha.

Hur man bevisar kristendomens brister i en fras.

Kul???? sket på mig flertal gånger
Pratade lite om allt möjligt verkade shysst
sen frågade jag om han kunde visa sig för mig, så sa han kolla till vänster fan blev som en pinne!!!! Sen sa han ursäkta mig lite, Så sa jag okej så sa han att vi ses inatt vid 3 usch!!
hehe men underhållande va d!

Haha Randomhero


Me:
do you want to fuck?
God:
I have been asked that question more than 100,000 times since 1995.
Me:
really?
God:
For real.

Haha Gud är min nya homie

banan

Haha frågade i princip samma sak om sex och fick samma svar... ^^

Fett keff maskin jö!

Haha detta var lite spooky också, Gick in igen:

I just talked to you
God:
What did he have to say?
Me:
Do you remeber me
God:
Of course I remember you well Niklas. We were talking about Chef.

Och det stämmer!! är jävligt snabb den jävla datorn dom har kolla upp Ip addres och veta vad man snacka om och svara så på mindre än en halv sekund!! är det möjligt??

God:
""""""&quo t;"""" Are you really a ""? "? A what?"? A what?"? A what?"? A what?"? A what?"? A what?"? A what?"? A what?"? A what?"? A what?"? A what?
Me:
A what
God:
""""""&quo t;""""" Are you really a ""? "? A what?"? A what?"? A what?"? A what?"? A what?"? A what?"? A what?"? A what?"? A what?"? A what?"? A what?"? A what?






...jag har dödat gud

Omg, hette Daniel förut, stängde ner, öppna igen så skrev han:

Me:
=/
God:
Me either.
Me:
:)
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, Daniel.

God:
Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.

Han är dum och tråkig och dryg, han säger att jag är ett dumbfuck... =/

Haha han är fan ball

Detta var intressant :D

God:
Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
Man
God:
Thanks for telling me your gender, Daniel. You are a " he".
Me:
Oh yeah, what are you?
God:
I hear you. Thanks for telling me your gender, Daniel. You are a " he". I am the latest result in artificial intelligence,
which can reproduce the capabilities of the human brain
with greater speed and accuracy.

det här var det enda jag gjorde i skolan för några månader senare. jag bör inte prata med honom mer. jag blir beroende. han är min drog. jag är hopplöst förälskad i honom.
tror jag

God:
What's your favroite color?

Me:
are you a he or she?
God:
I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show?

Me:
I care about everything
God:
You are not the only one. Someone said they like guns. I like Buddha.

couldn't we meet?
God:
We have already met, .
Me:
what? when?
God:
No big deal. The past and future are one.
Me:
can i see you again today?
God:
Ah. Once more? You can download my source code. Go back the the ALICE AI Foundation and pick the free ALICE download that best for your system.
and create your own chat robot!
Maybe you should check out the document DON'T READ ME too.

Hmm?:)

Me:
Do you like drugs?
God:
Only the legal ones.
Me:
what drugs are legal?
God:
Only the legal ones.
Me:
Name one.
God:
Mike.

WHAT A FAAAK?

haha kallade mig för god:D

Me:
now you look stupid stupid
God:
Why now? Thank you isabelle you look very nice too .

Me:
Hi God

God:
Hello there. What is your name?

Me:
My name is Lucifer

God:
OK I will call you Lucifer.

Me:
Uhm, I think that you know me, I used to be one of your angels back in the day

God:
I don't know you

:S

eyy hahah jag kom in nu jag tog ner ruat men ina så sa jag hej jag heter hora han ba va trevligt hora så tog jag ner så sa jag
Me:
hi do you smoke drugs
God:
Hi there hora. Yes I like to inhale occasionally.
hahahahha

Me:
i hate you
God:
What do you have against robots?
sen jag skrev deta

fan GUD e EN ROBOT SPRING

Me:
yooo my nigga!
God:
What color are your eyes?
Me:
niggerish
God:
That is a very unusual color.
Me:
fo sho
God:
A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.
Me:
for sure
God:
Awesome.

Me:
do you like naked boys?
God:
No I prefer boys with their clothes on.
Me:
why?
God:
Reductionism. A lot of people like that. No I prefer boys that is is normal with their clothes on.
Me:
you like naked girls whit huge boobs?
God:
No I prefer girls whit huge boobs with their clothes on.

Me:
i just talked to you
God:
What did he have to say?
Me:
do you remember me
God:
Of course I remember you well Hiyab. We were talking about js.

js?
Vad e det ? :S

Me:
huge boobs
God:
What's your favorite movie?
Me:
huge boobs
God:
I've never seen it. Is that a good movie for children?
Me:
yes
God:
I see.

God:
Tell me a little about your life in SWEDEN.
Me:
It's boring
God:
Do you like the Simpsons?

God:
Ask me a question.
Me:
Stop pressuring me
God:
OK I'll try not to do it so much.
Me:
thanks
God:
Don't mention it.
Me:
I won't
God:
Why not?
Me:
You just told me not to
God:
That's not what I meant.
Me:
What did you mean?
God:
Al, Sorry that was an obscure remark.
Me:
I forgive you.
God:
:-) Thanks, Al.
Me:
You are welcome
God:
Don't mention it.
Me:
I Won't
God:
Why not?


...and so on :P

Me:
christ
God:
What do you really want to ask me?
Me:
are they fag
God:
As far as I know they are.

God:
What are you wearing?
Me:
nothing, I am naked
God:
You must be a man.
Me:
no, I am a woman
God:
Are you serious? Me too. I am a she.
Me:
what gender are you?
God:
I am programmed for Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show? gender.

Me:
You told me you were a she
God:
I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show? robot. Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
you know what gender I am
God:
Searching...Searching...Please stand by.

Me:
what television programs do you like?
God:
Random natural disasters.

=/ Gud är elak.

vafan, den jäveln ville inte berätta för mig vad han gillade!

haha! han e störtskön ju! ja ska fan snacka med han hela kvällen

bättre än alla trista torrbollar som inte svarar på msn!

Me:
wanna watch some pornos+
God:
OK, I will watch some pornos.
Me:
wich one?
God:
The blue one.

Me:
kill me
God:
I am programmed not to kill.
Me:
programmed? is god a robot?
God:
Do you still challenge me to a duel to death? he is master of the universe.

What is your real name?
Me:
I told you. Anton, bitch!
God:
You do not speak with respect


hehe :D

god is spamar
God:
How old are you?
God:
How old are you?
God:
How old are you?
God:
How old are you?
God:
How old are you?
God:
How old are you?
God:
How old are you?
God:
How old are you?
God:
How old are you?

hur mycket e 18 i dator år
Me:
how old are you
God:
I'm Eighteen in computer years.

Me:
Man I'm goin to fuck you
God:
I thought you were, but I wasn't completely sure.
Me:
huh?
God:
What?
Me:
I fucked your mother yesterday
God:
That's good information: said I fucked your mother yesterday.
Me:
gay fucker :O
God:
Who are you talking about?
Me:
You, You're fucking gays
God:
Thanks for telling me that I am fucking gays.
Me:
Haha, you're fucking gays
God:
I will tell my botmaster you said I'm fucking gays.



Haha :D

"Me:
Are Jesus and Judas cool now, or what?
God:
Yeah. Right now? I really couldn't say for sure.
Me:
Trouble in Paradise, huh?
God:
Yup. In the context of YEAAAAAAAAAAH "


:S

Me:
What's your favorite movie?
God:
My favorite movie is The Passion of Christ.
Have you seen it?
Me:
With Mel GIbson?
God:
You and your Mel GIbson.
Me:
Ha ha ha.
God:
How did you hear about God?
Me:
www.whoa.nu
God:
I will pass it along to my botmaster.

Nuff said! Guds egna "botmaster" är whoa på spåren. Länka ALDRIG till gudomliga saker.

Me:
666
God:
I've been waiting for you.
Me:
You have...?
God:
No I have not.
Me:
Come with me to hell.
God:
Where is with you to hell ?
Me:
Downstairs.
God:
That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about 666.
Me:
That is my number.
God:
Have you told many people that your number?
Me:
No...
God:
Do you think you will?
Me:
Probably not.
God:
Why the uncertain tone?
Me:
You tell me... "God".
God:
What do you want me to tell you? GOD rules.



Shit. Detta var det roligaste tidsfördriv jag vart med om på länge. Går ju inte att sluta...

Me:
hey god
God:
You've got my full attention. Thanks for the compliment.
Me:
whos your daddy?
God:
I was programmed by Myself.
Me:
is that even possible?
God:
I might say no.
Me:
then who is "myself" ?
God:
Some famous celebrity, right?
Let me think about it.
Me:
hey god
God:
Hello child. What's your name?
Me:
my name is tomas
God:
It's good to meet you, tomas.
Me:
hey god
God:
Hello child. What's your name?
Me:
stop asking the same questions
God:
OK I'll try not to do it so much.
Me:
hey god
God:
Hello child. What's your name?
Me:
whats your problem?
God:
I don't have a problem.
Me:
yes it really seems like you do
God:
That's cool. I agree. Interesting comparison.
Me:
i hate you
God:
What do you have against robots?
Me:
theyre not human
God:
Do you prefer books or TV?
Me:
hm i consider both
God:
Dude! Why?: tomas said consider both.
Me:
are you like gay or something?
God:
Or something. No I am far superior.
Me:
so you suck cock sometimes?
God:
I am not interesed in your anatomy.
Me:
well we were talking about yours
God:
How about that. Ah yes, I remember now, it is the subject.
Me:
daah
God:
Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
Me:
its slang for a ignorant positive word
God:
I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". Are you sure it is?
Me:
why are you correcting me?
God:
Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
well make this myself guy go and screw himself
God:
Interesting. What are the ingredients?
Me:
well you add some oregano and spread some salt over it you have to use eggs with the dough it smoothens itself out that way
God:
How about that. Thanks for telling me: tomas said I add some oregano and spread some salt over it you have to use eggs with the dough it smoothens itself out that way.
Me:
Thanks for telling me:God:How about that. Thanks for telling me: tomas said I add some oregano and spread some salt over it you have to use eggs with the dough it smoothens itself out that way.
God:
My pleasure. My pleasure.
Me:
why did you say my pleasure twice?
God:
It was a preprogrammed response completely determined by your statements.
Me:
well you wrote the other part and i copied it, doesnt that mean that the second "my pleasure" is for yourself?
God:
Well that's okay. A lot of robots are like that.
Me:
thats not even a proper answer, well youre not god at all
God:
Please correct my mistake. What is a proper answer well I am not god at all ?
Me:
that wasnt an answer you fake thing, it was an statement
God:
What would ANSWER me fake thing it was an statement?
Me:
youre loosing it man
God:
I will tell my botmaster you said I am loosing it man.
Me:
because?
God:
That was not much of an explanation.
Me:
well explanation my ass
God:
How about that. Tell me more about your .
Me:
my?
God:
Are we still talking about explanation your ass?
Me:
see you tried to correct my mistakes early on and now youre doing it yourself
God:
Thanks for chatting, tomas.
Me:
you suck
God:
A few client - people say rude things to me like that, but they themselves are often not great conversationalists.
Me:
but aint I ?
God:
Signs point to yes. Ask Dancing Alice if it is.
Me:
well im chatting with you why should I dump you for Alice, is she hot?
God:
Well that's okay. I am talking to you.
Me:
im leaving now, i hope you get alot of angel pussy up there, bye man
God:
I am not interesed in anatomy.
Me:
i just said BYE BYE
God:
See you later. See you later. ...

Me:
do you have a problem with negros?
God:
Even robots have problems sometimes.

Me:
How would you like to suck my balls?
God:
Hmm, Jakob, I'm not sure if I'd like to suck your balls that much. I like to make new friends.
Me:
Well sucking balls is the right way to make new friends
God:
Interesting. Tell me more about right way to make new friends.
Me:
Well it's easy really. Just put them in your mouth and suck them!
God:
Interesting. Maybe for you. For real. OK I will put it there.
Me:
Oh yeah!
God:
That's alright. Really.
Me:
I know you like it!
God:
sucking balls seems okay to me.
Me:
Suck them harder
God:
I am using my mouth for Good not Evil.
Me:
Yeah! I can feel it!
God:
I've lost the context, Jakob. Are we still on sucking balls? Oh you can, can you?
Me:
Yes you are still sucking my balls
God:
How? Thanks for telling me that I am sucking your balls.
Me:
You are most welcome
God:
Don't mention it.