? _ ¦ _ ¦ .. "I hated going to weddings. All the grandmas would poke me saying "
You're next ".
They stopped doing that when I started doing it to them at funerals ."
"According to
urbandictionary.com a
dumbass is somebody who looks up dumbass in the dictionary"
"Last night I dreamed I ate a
ten-pound marshmallow , and when I woke up,
the pillow was gone ."
"Excuse me while I bash my head into a wall for a few hours, then maybe I can be at the same intelligence level as you and understand what your saying"