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kanye west intervju, haha...

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2004-04-24 13:59

kanye west intervju, haha...

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I, Kanye West, the savior of hip hop has decided to grace the IC with Kanye's (not Kane by the way, next time some one calls me out my name is will fucking spit in their fucking face) presence. I have decided to give this dude an interview for some reason, it was a contest i think, not just anyone can adress Kanye
-Kanye

JFOne:Whats up Kanye
Kanye:Address me as Savior West
JFOne:Um Okay
Kanye:Yo since Kanye is being interviewed for this website is Kanye demands to get the front page and a couple pop ups, okay
JFOne:Um sure, whatever man
Kanye:Good, Kanye dont read anything that isnt related to Kanye anymore, Shit if Kanye ever goes back to college Kanye would be a Kanye major
JFOne:haha
Kanye:Yo that was fucking hillarious, recognize my wordplay!
JFOne: So what is it like to be on the ROC
Kanye:Well its hard to be the number one selling artist on your label, there is mad hate you know
JFOne:I think Jay-Z and Cam'ron have sold more...
Kanye:Look at it this way, if it wasnt for Kanye's production Jay-Z would not be where he is today, the blueprint went platnium cause of Kanye, he is with that Beyonce because Kanye got tired of her. Kanye is the number one reason for his success today, and Cam? He is a joke, Kanye and Dame signed him just to laugh at him, thats why we cool we assholes
JFOne:What about the rest of Rocafella?
Kanye:They all lame, Kanye dont even know half they names, there is the dude with the HDTV projection ass forhead, there is the dude with all the pubic hair on his face, The guy that we got from that homeless shelter, i mean face it Kanye is the main attraction on this label
JFOne:So are you doing anything else on the ROC aside from the music

chase the clouds away

2004-04-24 13:59
Kanye: Well music is always second in Kanye's life
JFOne:First being God? Your Family?
Kanye:My ego, dont fucking interupt the savior again firstly, anyway at the ROC Kanye ghostwrites like every song, even guests, i mean Kanye wrote all the Kweli and Common lines on my album, Kanye does Jay, hell Kanye sometimes ghostwrites for Camron, Kanye does it as a joke too, Kanye convinced him that he needed a line about doing the hokey pokey in one of his songs, yo Kanye do have this one sample that he is going to use on Purple Haze, its from My Buddy, you know that doll for gay dudes in the 80s, Kanye thinks it is fitting, Kanye is also doing a College Dropout movie, Kanye knows he is going to have an Oscar for that and Kanye is going to carry that shit everywhere cause i know i am going to get hate for my Oscar cause no body want me, Kanye West to have nothing. Kanye is also doing Rocawear ads, you know i bet Jay is calling me in to do that cause he needs me to save his ass again, and as always Kanye will be successful
JFOne:You know from your songs, like All Falls Down it seems like you wouldnt be down with something like Rocawear
Kanye:Yo Kanye does not contradict himself, Kanye is helping Jay-Z cause Kanye know Jay cries at night cause he aint Kanye, i mean he left the game so that he wouldnt have to give witness to the Kanye explosion, look at his timing, he cant touch Kanye
JFOne:Who are your influences?
Kanye: No one can influence Kanye the great, i mean i am just the most innovative producer/MC in the historty of all times cant nobody fuck with Kanye
JFOne: Okay, do you think that you will ever be on the level of the greats? The Tupacs? Biggies? Nases? Jays?
Kanye:Kanye aint on they level, Kanye is above it, have you heard my album? Are you def? I am going to take you in the Heiz Katchup Benz to get some surgery so that you can recognize the gift that Kanye has given you commoners
JFOne:You have been critical of magazines that dont give your debut a perfect score, are you sure that you deserve that status?
Kanye:Watch you mouth, Kanye is the greatest of all time and you are fucking talking about me like that, i mean have you listened to Jesus Walks? Aint nobody ever made a song about Jesus like me, they aint trying to hear me, how about Through the Wire? Kanye was in a car accident
JFOne: I was in a bus accident, that had to be so much larger than a car
Kanye:Fuck you, you know my album was classic, you know i did all that and i aint finish college, Kanye dropped out
JFOne:Um, maybe you wouldnt think you were the smartest person ever had you finished it
Kanye:Fuck you, you are like those pussy ass transexual mayonase eating peglegged grandma having A&R btches that didnt sign me, i mean i know i was the hottest person that had ever heard, but they would rather ass fuck each other, Kanye was different, Kanye wasnt iced out lookin like a street negro, Kanye is fucking different man, i mean how great am i now, i shot my own video, that from a treat from me to you, i let yall see me, the god that walks on earth, you know jesus walks is about me
JFOne:Kanye you think you so special, all you do is take a song that has been corny and dead for years, speed it up to Chipmunk speed and add drums
Kanye:Man that is so fucking un true, i am lightyears ahead of the game, just look at the collabo of Mos Def and Highway, and more is on the way, i got Mase and Mariyln Manson, Madonna and Bow Wow, Garth Brooks and Nas, Kanye is making classics
JFOne: You do realize there was a music industry before you
Kanye:Who else am i going to bite?
JFOne:Tell me about Saul Williams, on the next album, reuited?
Kanye: I never worked with Saul Williams!!!
chase the clouds away

2004-04-24 14:02
öh, källa?
Fanns en del stavfel.

Visa källa.
Me? What? naw, I'm the kid closing curtains<br> Perfect? No, I'm a brew slamming guy with a purpose<br>http://www.thewrestlinggame.com/wg.asp?w=110101

2004-04-24 14:07
HwArAnG P17

det är en påhittat intervju, förstod du inte det
chase the clouds away

2004-04-24 14:17
Jo, antog det. Man vet aldrig vad alla whoas får för sig att hitta på annars.
Me? What? naw, I'm the kid closing curtains<br> Perfect? No, I'm a brew slamming guy with a purpose<br>http://www.thewrestlinggame.com/wg.asp?w=110101

2004-04-24 14:48
Haha fan va kul

2004-04-24 16:40
rätt skön..
men förstår inte humor..
e han lite sån kanye.. e de parodi på honom..lr e de bara ren fulning?

peace
I found a cure for cancer, but it wasn't radio friendly

2004-04-24 17:14
lumax P22
jag tycker kanye är skön, hatar inte på honom...det var en rolig intervju bara
chase the clouds away

2004-04-24 18:30
hohoho

Kanye: Well music is always second in Kanye's life
JFOne:First being God? Your Family?
Kanye:My ego, dont fucking interupt the savior


om jag nånsin (mot allt sunt förnuft) skulle bli rapstjärna skulle jag ge såna intervjuer :)
Urbanized Konfusion ute nu!
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2004-04-24 18:52


"there is the dude with the HDTV projection ass forhead".... hahahahahahaha
- a perverse resistance to security and predictability, & a deliberate disregard for propriety -

2004-04-24 19:02
det är sån där roc-a-scenes pryl va?
HL.

2004-04-24 19:53
lumax P22:
aigt
tänkte väl att han inte var en diva;)
däremot trro jag faktiskt att mos o talib e lite såna fast dom försöker att inte va det..
skitsamma!
peace
I found a cure for cancer, but it wasn't radio friendly