men asså jag bara tänkte lite korv hos mig...inget seriöst Girl #1: But I wasn't laughing at him, I was laughing at his little white penis in a black condom.
Girl #2: Yeah. Chris's penis is crooked, and I told him he could never wear one of those yellow banana-flavored condoms, because I might forget I was blowing him and think I was eating a banana.
Girl #1: You're an idiot.
--2nd Ave & 10th Street
02/24/2006 at 15:09:28 Every night for months now all I can dream about is professor snape. I’m hermione granger and professor snape is my secret lover. Every fucking night. That voice, the long fingers, and oh god! The buttons. It has gotten to the point to where I don’t want to sleep with my boyfriend anymore because he’s nothing like the professor. This is seriously not right. I should probably tell my therapist about this but I’m just too embarrassed.
Socker, grädde, nötter och mandelflarn.
Och så sist, men inte minst,
en liten ros av marsipan.
Smörkräm, krikon, snabbkräm och gott gelé.
Frasses deg och en flaska saft,
och så en liten klick med sylt.
CITY-SMS
du som följde med hem i fre.
tog inte bara min oskuld utan
även tvättstuge nyckel. Var-
för? Onödigt. Det här förhål-
landet saknar komunikation.
/D