Anenkefali & Gussti - Once Upon A Time In Texas

Anenkefali & Gussti - Once Upon A Time In Texas

Allmänt nattsuddsflumm ;)

Anenkefali = Kursivt!


I'm the sheriff here but I barely care
even if bandits came and you're family's dead
I don't give a shit cause drinking whiskey
is more interesting than stinking business
if you're wife is dying I'm trying to choke her
just to steal her money to play some more poker!

I'm a coldhearted bastard, with my finger on the trigger
I smoke my tobacco, and I sweep my jigger
I'm the most feared man, in this whole town
And if you act up kid, I'll shoot you down!
I love playin' poker and I love threatening people
And I love whores, and I love looking through peepholes!

One day i wanted a beverage, so i went to the saloon,
Just to see the Sheriff be sittin' in my favourite stool!
So i asked him,

- "What do you think you're doing my friend?
- "I think I'm not your friend, so be quiet, or be dead"
- "I'm sorry sheriff, but this is my seat!"
- "Oh really?" Said the sheriff with a glare in his eye

Time to do or die for the two inside
while the desert wind is blowing trough the night
They don't care about anyone else but themself
blinded by personal wealth and to make it through hell

I got angry, so I grabbed the sheriff by his collar and yelled,
"I'm sorry but i can not tolerate that kind of behavior,
You may be our sheriff but youre not our savior"
"Well then", he said,
"let's go outside and settle this like men!"

We came out and I said: "So, how do you feel, stranger?
Is it hard to be on the wrong side of the Peacemaker?"

"Not that hard, being that it's your turn to meet God,
is it not?" Said I, And fingered on the pistol butt!"

Now this is what happened, even if you don't like the sound of it:
Chuck Norris came, and killed them both with a roundhouse kick!