"My rap´s like a bat.
The way I, hitchu over the head whiddit!" - Boring and unimpressive.
"My skill ILL like Bill,
N´I´mma kill ya DEAD whiddit!" - How can you even consider using a line like "IM ILL LIKE BILL"?! Are you fucking retarded or something? That's not even a pun or anything, for this kind of pun to work the words used have to have alternate meanings, but you use exaclty the same meaning of the word ill as Bill did when he chose his name, and the rest of the bar was just filler. In other words; completely fucking pointless.
"Just tellin ya how I feel, fo´ REAL,
breakin down tha deal!" - Ok..? Point being?
"Puttin ya´ll to da test.
WHO really do it tha BEST?" - No comment...
"WHO can bumrush a cypher?
And leave the HATERS feelin blessed?" - This just doesn't make any sense at all. You'd make them feel blessed by SHUTTING THE FUCK UP AND LEAVING or what?
"From Porcupine peak,
spittin murda on a beat!
It´s The Peculiar Purple Pie-man,
Yeah! You shoulda guessed!" - Filler, filler, and... You're actually comparing yourself to
this guy... voluntarily! Great stuff man, really.
"Tha rap monster within,
Human ain´t what I´m bein´! (human being)" - Hahahaha, the fact that you actually believe this to be a wordplay/pun is simply hilarious, STUPID FUCK. Both versions of "being" that you're referring to originates from the same word (be), and therefore it, just like the ILL/BILL-line, is completely pointless. (är för övrigt precis likadant på svenska, där "VARelse" och "är" härstammar från samma ord)
"N´ tha way I shine,
eyes go blind.
Everytime I´m mceein! / m-seein" - PLAYED OUT FILLER! Jesus man, that shit was played out in like -92. And what the fuck is m-seeing? Either you're referring to some stupid obscure shit that only you know anything about, or this line/pun is complete bogus. I even googled m-seeing, m-see etc without finding anything even close to making sense.
"Last man alive,
it´s like The day of tha dead!
Decay of tha flesh,
whatch tha sicknezz manifest!
I give um, lyrical head shotz,
puttin these perps to REST!" - Ok? Completely uninteresting filler.
"Son, you a noobie!
Go roll yerself a doobie!" - What the hell is even the point of this? Ok, so I'm a noobie, and therefore I should roll a doobie? This isn't funny, it isn't hard, it isn't clever, it's once again completely fucking pointless. It doesn't make any sense. WHY? WHY SHOULD I ROLL ME A DOOBIE? WHAT DOES IT HAVE TO DO WITH BEING A NOOBIE? WHAT?
"I´m like, Bob tha builder!
Tha way I roll with a "toolie" !
You fake! N´ can´t fool me,
like costume jewlery
You in tha Principal´s office now!
How you think YOU gone school ME??!!" - CONGRATULATIONS, a few kinda decent lines. Way to go, you da bomb etc...
"I´m phatter than Doughboy.
You´re like that King-flick,
THINNER!" - So uninteresting. So boring. "I'm fat like (something fat), you're like (something thin)"... SO RETARDED, it's no funny wordplay, it's no advanced metaphor, no cool similie, IT'S THE MOST SIMPLE TEXTBOOK CRAP EVER!!!
"I´m principal, like Skinner! (double wordplay,simili: principal like chief + like Skinner)." - OIH#TOWI#UGTH)W(UOH IT'S NOT A DOUBLE WORDPLAY BECAUSE IT HAS TWO DEFINITIONS, A DOUBLE DEFINITION IS _NEEDED_ FOR IT TO BE WORDPLAY _AT ALL_
There you go. And I didn't even touch the subject of your rhymes being so ridiculously inferior to those of ANY decent lyricist. Oh, and stop explaining your stupid ass puns and get the fuck out of my sight. (site)