Ett fall för Sherlock
Det här är en historia om 2 älskarinnor.
Historien har en twist.
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2 Lovers
Hook
Well, I´ve got 2 lovers and I ain´t ashamed
2 lovers and I love them both the same
Let me tell you ´bout my...
1st Verse
1st lover, let´s call her Amanda
A cute lawyer with black hair and brown eyes
I met her a week before I met Casandra
Before I knew that real love could be found twice
But more about that in the 2nd verse
The 3rd got a twist if you pay attention
So listen closely, this what happened first:
Amanda helped me with a case beyond comprehension
Some rapper dissed me, a publicity stunt
He filed a lawsuit, I killed his career
You should´ve thought about that before dissin´ me, punk
The judge dropped the case, then we went out for a beer
(*intercourse sounds*) Yeah, we ended up in bed
Now, we´re a couple, I can´t really complain
Exept, she takes perscriptive pills for her head
And when she forgets ´em, well, it´s hard to explain...
Hook
Well, I´ve got 2 lovers and I ain´t ashamed
2 lovers and I love them both the same
Let me tell you ´bout my...
2nd Verse
2nd lover, let´s call her Casandra
A cute stripper with blond hair and blue eyes
She´s the complete opposite of Amanda
The first time I met her she took me by surprise
She put her clothes on, but didn´t swap disguise
It made me intrigued and fascinated
I couldn´t help it, Cupid shot me twice
(*intercourse sounds*) You can bet your ass we mated
Kama Sutra´s the moves in bed when we wrestle
Before you judge me, I don´t usually cheat
You see, this love affair is very special
Normally, I would choose to retreat
Now, I´ve got 2 lovers and I ain´t ashamed
They think that they´re the only one I sleep with
I don´t wanna hurt ´em, I love ´em both the same
(*sch*) We better keep it a secret...
Hook
Well, I´ve got 2 lovers and I ain´t ashamed
2 lovers and I love them both the same
Let me tell you ´bout my...
3rd Verse
2 lovers, I´m afraid to get caught
I feel kinda bad for deceivin´ my lovers
There will be no happy ending in this plot
But there´s no way in hell I´m leavin´ my lovers
Amanda took off, man, I hate to fight
The downside of love is a price we all pay
Casandra didn´t show up for our date tonight
I visit he crib, but stop in the hallway
I hear voices, sounds like females
(*intercourse sounds*) I open up the door
Yo, Sherlock, pay attention to the details
There´s a blond wig layin´ on the floor
Game over, my 2 lovers finally met
All this story miss is a full moon
It backfired on me, but I ain´t upset
´Cos there´s only 1 person in the room...