If hip hop was highschool.

If hip hop was highschool.

Lil Kim would be tha school hoe.
Master P would be tha basketball star.
Puffy would be tha annoying dork.
Jay-Z would be tha pretty boy everybody envied...Roc-a-Fella would be his Clique
Nas would be tha nerd who passed all his classes and was real Afro-Centric but not enough to hang with tha Afro-Centric weedsmoking crew consisting of Mos Def and such..
D-Block and Ruff Ryders would be tha gutter clique who played sports and stole things and most of tha clique would be suspended anyway
Foxy Brown would be tha Queen of tha school and would go with Jay-Z at homecoming
R Kelly would be tha dude that graduated 3 years ago and be parkin at tha school and comin to homecomin wit his lil` cuz
Eminem would be the white dude who`d be gettin` his a$$ whooped e`ryday (...oh wait, he was!)
Fabolous would be tha preppy honor student who goes off to tha safe haven of an Ivy college, and then pretends like he`s from the hood.
ODB and Beanie Sigel would be the two special ed students that take classes at the back of tha school.
Suge Knight would be the school bully.
Canibus would be tha kid who always gets beat up but still talks smack.
Mos Def would be that kid wearing his dad`s clothes and carrying a novel of sorts.
Busta would be that real ugly muh`fukka that got the ladies attention.... and then you have Spliff Starr.....always around Busta, carrying his books, getting his lunch
Outkast would be tha school hippies that everyone couldn`t stop watching.
Ja Rule would be tha wanna-be thug acting like tha most popular thug DMX
Biggie would be tha fat ugly guy with the fine girlfriend who has everyone wondering how he hooked that shyt up.
50 cent would be the one everyone likes to hate on but still scared of
Tupac would just be "That Nigga"...
Nelly would be the pretty-boy freshman that all tha females love, and most of tha guys hate
The St.Lunatics got all tha fine girls simply because of their affiliation with Nelly
Project Pat would be that guy in the slow-classes who still got respect
Too $hort would be that fool who banged all the females and nobody could understand why
Silkk tha Shocker would be that skinny loser who hangs out with his older brother and his crew because he has no friends of his own
Tweet that one girl that everyone argues over whether she`s fine or not
Christina Milian tha pretty sweet girl that everyone wants to tap but she`s a virgin and only messes with pretty boys
WC, Kurupt, and Dazwould be tha only kids who C-walk their way to every class
Twista would be tha kid who always writes 3000 word essays instead of the required 700.
Craig Mack promising football star who breaks leg; after a lot of hype, tries to make a comeback later but fails horribly
KRS-One would be tha know-it-all
Guru Tha guy that you couldn`t stand talking/listening to because of his voice.
The Roots is band that plays at the school talent shows.
J-Live would be One of tha smartest kids in school.
Mad Skillz is that person that knew shyt about everyone
Noreaga is tha senior who use to take a MY LITTLE PONY lunchbox to school
Lady of Rage would be that one female bully
E-40 would be that one kid you never understood when he talked
Mariah Carey would be the white girl that only likes black guys
And last but not least....
Prodigy would be tha only male in dance class.