Hahaha läs detta! Jay-Z Vs Game-"sketch"
Change of Heart
Jay's Secretary: Sir, your 1:15 is here to see you.
Jay: Aight Bleek, send 'em in.
Game: Allow me to reintroduce myself, my name is Game! *chuckles*
Jay: ....
Game: Remember that shit?
Jay: .... come on in. *Jay invites Game into his office*
*Game steps in and his entourage tries to follow*
Jay: I'm gonna have to ask y'all to wait downstairs. No disrespect.
Game: Oh, no doubt, like Gwen Stefani.
Jay: .....
*Jay lets Game into his office and shuts the door*
Jay: Have a seat...
Game: *while walking towards Jay's desk, notices a 5 foot tall, 30 gallon container of water sitting in the middle of Jay's office* What's that there for?
Jay: That's not important right now... so, you have urgent business to discuss with me?
Game: Yeah man, I wanted to get at you dawg, like DMX.... you know...
Jay: Uh huh
Game: I just wanna clear up this so-called beefin shit... like Ice Cube and Common.
Jay: I'm listenin.
Game: Please don't let me be misunderstood, like Nina Simone.
Jay: Why are you makin that face?
Game: What face?
Jay: That face you always make.
Game: Whatchu mean homie, that's just how I loo- *catches on and starts laughing* oh, I get it. You got jokes like Martin Lawrence. Tha's funny man. *points at Jay*
Jay: *points back*
Game: Aight, so about this lil beef or whatever. I was in the club, like 50 Cent, then I heard through the grapevine like Marvin Gaye, that you wanted some problems like Lil Scrappy.
Jay: Okay, well first off--
Game: NWA.
Jay: Huh?
Game: Express yourself.
Jay: .......okay, well first off I don't appreciate some of the comments you been throwin at my lil homie, Bleek.
Game: You got this nigga answerin yo' phone. He's Mr. Telephone Man, like New Edition.
Jay: But my homie is like my brother, and that's family. So it's like you disrespectin my family. You dig what I'm sayin?
Game: YEAH! like Usher and Lil Jon, baby.
Jay: *puts his hand on his forehead*
Game: But I'm sayin though... all those comments I made was like a year ago. Why did you wait until I had a number 1 album to respond?
Jay: ....I was busy.
Game: I got people in my ear saying so and so is jealous, and Jigga miss being number 1... like KRS.
Jay: Look here homie, any nigga can get a hit record. This here is about respect.
Game: Like Gladys Knight.
Jay: Aretha Franklin.
Game: Word, I like her too.
Jay: Nigga...
Game: I got nothin but respect for you man. You're a legend.. like Dr. Dre, NWA, Rakim, Kane, NWA, Ice T, Scarface, NWA...
Jay: Thank you man, I appreciate that. But I think you need to understand your place and--
Game: My PLACE? Nigga you don't own me. I'm like Prince shavin "slave" on his cheek.
Jay: Nigga calm down.
Game: Nigga, I been crippin all my fuckin life. I swear to God I--
Jay: Crip? I thought you was blood.
Game: .................................I am.
Jay: Nigga how you been crippin all your life and you a blood?
Game: I'm BOTH, nigga.
Jay: Nigga you can't be a crip and a blood.
Game: I'm from Compton nigga, you can't tell me what the fuck I can and can't be. I been a crud my whole life.
Jay: Crud?
Game: A crippin blood, nigga.