[Hemsida] Gör er egen version av Obamas tal ikväll!

Hahaha, fett rolig.

Denna gjorde jag :P

Barack Obama's Inauguration Speech

My fellow Americans, today is a bum's day. You have shown the world that "hope" is not just another word for "fucking", and that "change" is not only something we can believe in again, but something we can actually just forget.

Today we celebrate, but let there be no mistake – America faces army clowns from norway and leather midgets challenges like never before. Our economy is gone. Americans can barely afford their mortgages, let alone have enough money left over for retards. Our healthcare system is fucking over. If your asshole father is sick and you don't have insurance, you might as well call a celebrate that your father is almost dead number. And America's image overseas is tarnished like a bald scheerleader. But gather the pedofile's together we can right this ship, and set a course for neverland.

Finally, I must thank my owl family, my nun's campaign volunteers, but most of all, I want to thank ku klux klan for making this historic occasion possible. Of course, I must also thank you, President Bush, for years of giving oil to the American people. Without your killing efforts, none of this would have been possible.

My fellow Americans, today is a sad day. You have shown the world that "hope" is not just another word for "Mass hysteria", and that "change" is not only something we can believe in again, but something we can actually lie about.

Today we celebrate, but let there be no mistake – America faces certain death and impossible challenges like never before. Our economy is ruining the world. Americans can barely afford their mortgages, let alone have enough money left over for investing in child labour. Our healthcare system is killing us all. If your Dog is sick and you don't have insurance, you might as well call a Vetrenairian. And America's image overseas is tarnished like a palestinian in Gaza. But by supporting the Israeli terror regime together we can right this ship, and set a course for World domination.

Finally, I must thank my good friends in the Israeli goverment, you are like my family, my lying campaign volunteers, but most of all, I want to thank all muslim hating people for making this historic occasion possible. Of course, I must also thank you, President Bush, for years of back stabbing the American people. Without your twin tower destructing efforts, none of this would have been possible.

Friktion haha riktigt bra ! :D

Konstigt, jag trodde min engelska var sämre än så..

My fellow Americans, today is a queer day. You have shown the world that "hope" is not just another word for "obedience", and that "change" is not only something we can believe in again, but something we can actually frown-upon.

Today we celebrate, but let there be no mistake – America faces bitter and delusional challenges like never before. Our economy is speculative. Americans can barely afford their mortgages, let alone have enough money left over for thought. Our healthcare system is scared. If your hand is sick and you don't have insurance, you might as well call a surgeon. And America's image overseas is tarnished like a baseball head. But decaying together we can right this ship, and set a course for Canada.

Finally, I must thank my timid family, my greedy campaign volunteers, but most of all, I want to thank prisoners for making this historic occasion possible. Of course, I must also thank you, President Bush, for years of lying the American people. Without your confused efforts, none of this would have been possible.

Barack Obama's Inauguration Speech

My fellow Americans, today is a You whore day. You have shown the world that "hope" is not just another word for "Hello", and that "change" is not only something we can believe in again, but something we can actually Fuck.

Today we celebrate, but let there be no mistake – America faces Ass and Ass challenges like never before. Our economy is Pussy. Americans can barely afford their mortgages, let alone have enough money left over for Rangers. Our healthcare system is Nigga. If your Cock is sick and you don't have insurance, you might as well call a Prostitute. And America's image overseas is tarnished like a Dildo Vibrator. But Singing together we can right this ship, and set a course for White house.

Finally, I must thank my Motherfucking family, my Bitch ass campaign volunteers, but most of all, I want to thank Homosexual pedophiles for making this historic occasion possible. Of course, I must also thank you, President Bush, for years of Fucking the American people. Without your Sheeps efforts, none of this would have been possible.

Svär/könsord är roligt.

My fellow Americans, today is a ordinary day. You have shown the world that "hope" is not just another word for "Joe's mom", and that "change" is not only something we can believe in again, but something we can actually implant as microchips into the brains of the public.

Today we celebrate, but let there be no mistake – America faces intergalactic and mutant challenges like never before. Our economy is a can of worms...literally. Americans can barely afford their mortgages, let alone have enough money left over for wrist-mounted ray guns. Our healthcare system is mostly based around prayer. If your ass is sick and you don't have insurance, you might as well call a redneck with a chainsaw. And America's image overseas is tarnished like a powerful Sith Lord played by that whiny kid from Jingle All the Way. But feeding the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal together we can right this ship, and set a course for the Dagobah system.

Finally, I must thank my cybernetic family, my flesh-eating zombie army of campaign volunteers, but most of all, I want to thank the Torchwood institute for making this historic occasion possible. Of course, I must also thank you, President Bush, for years of brainwashing the American people. Without your failed efforts, none of this would have been possible.

detta var uppe på /b/ förut. någon hade gjort denna (obs politisk inkorrekt internethumor, moralfjantar varnas):

"My fellow Americans, today is a black day. You have shown the world that "hope" is not just another word for "nigger", and that "change" is not only something we can believe in again, but something we can actually fap.

Today we celebrate, but let there be no mistake – America faces black and bad challenges like never before. Our economy is black. Americans can barely afford their mortgages, let alone have enough money left over for niggers. Our healthcare system is fucking. If your penis is sick and you don't have insurance, you might as well call a nigger. And America's image overseas is tarnished like a nigger nigger. But molesting together we can right this ship, and set a course for KFC.

Finally, I must thank my fucking family, my black campaign volunteers, but most of all, I want to thank niggers for making this historic occasion possible. Of course, I must also thank you, President Bush, for years of fapping the American people. Without your black efforts, none of this would have been possible."

"Barack Obama's Inauguration Speech

My fellow Americans, today is a Dirty day. You have shown the world that "hope" is not just another word for "horny", and that "change" is not only something we can believe in again, but something we can actually shit.

Today we celebrate, but let there be no mistake – America faces cool and nice challenges like never before. Our economy is religous. Americans can barely afford their mortgages, let alone have enough money left over for kisses. Our healthcare system is terrible. If your penis is sick and you don't have insurance, you might as well call a pornstar. And America's image overseas is tarnished like a dildo whip cream. But shiting together we can right this ship, and set a course for garage.

Finally, I must thank my totally hot family, my hot campaign volunteers, but most of all, I want to thank usama bin laden for making this historic occasion possible. Of course, I must also thank you, President Bush, for years of slaughtering the American people. Without your kinky efforts, none of this would have been possible."


Haha gillar detta framförallt;

Our healthcare system is terrible. If your penis is sick and you don't have insurance, you might as well call a pornstar. And America's image overseas is tarnished like a dildo whip cream.

Barack Brobamas Inauguration Speech

My fellow Americans, today is a brofficient day. You have shown the world that "hope" is not just another word for "bro", and that "change" is not only something we can believe in again, but something we can actually broclaim.

Today we celebrate, but let there be no mistake – America faces brotastic and broctacular challenges like never before. Our economy is brovestating. Americans can barely afford their mortgages, let alone have enough money left over for bromances. Our healthcare system is broken. If your bro is sick and you don't have insurance, you might as well call a broffesional. And America's image overseas is tarnished like a not so brotiful brocean. But bromancing together we can right this ship, and set a course for Bromerica.

Finally, I must thank my brotiful family, my broken campaign volunteers, but most of all, I want to thank my broskis for making this historic occasion possible. Of course, I must also thank you, President Bush, for years of spreading bromance among the American people. Without your bromazing efforts, none of this would have been possible.

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Nej men seriöst? gör om gör roligt.

My fellow Americans, today is a ass day. You have shown the world that "hope" is not just another word for "face", and that "change" is not only something we can believe in again, but something we can actually killah.

Today we celebrate, but let there be no mistake – America faces asshole and big ass challenges like never before. Our economy is super ass. Americans can barely afford their mortgages, let alone have enough money left over for sebbe. Our healthcare system is facefuck. If your mouth is sick and you don't have insurance, you might as well call a pornstar. And America's image overseas is tarnished like a dildo robot. But fucking together we can right this ship, and set a course for toolshed.

Finally, I must thank my ass family, my asshole campaign volunteers, but most of all, I want to thank kkk for making this historic occasion possible. Of course, I must also thank you, President Bush, for years of fucking the American people. Without your ass efforts, none of this would have been possible.