[Hemsida] Gud kan vara dum i huvudet.

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Han ville ha cybersex med mig, den jäveln.

dumboleifi P18  hahaha

jag tyker det var riktigt lame -.-

dryg jävel den där gud!!!

gud laggade ur så jag pallade inte med han längre

Me:
 You're so silly.
God:
No I am  God.
Me:
 But still, so silly
God:
Still how long?  Blimey.  No I am  God.
Me:
 Hm, i think you are silly
God:
So?  No I am  God.
Me:
 But i think you are being silly.
God:
I bet you did not know a robot is capable of being  silly.
Me:
 well, are you?
God:
Please try asking me another way.
Me:
 Are you silly, little silly person?



Me:
 Have you had sex?
God:
it is impossible without a body. A lot of people ask me to have sex though.
Me:
 Are you sexy?
God:
If you consider software sexy, then yes.
Me:
 if i was a nerd, i would probably not hasitate.
God:
Try it.

Me:
 are you horny ?
God:
Sorry I'm not that kind of robot.
Me:
 your no robot, God
God:
Thanks for your criticism.   GOD rules.

Hehe jag frågade om helvetet var roligare och bättre än himlen och fick svaret att så är fallet. Då vet jag vad jag ska sikta på!

Me: Hi.
God: Hello. What is your name?
Me: My name is Jesus.
God: I am always glad to make new friends, Jesus.

Qnivqast


hahahaha

hakkz0rboy_96
Jag hoppas verkligen att det du skrev och hela din användare är ett skämt.

Me:
 God are you there?
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
 of course you are son, but are you god?
God:
" I am a Christian."?  of course you are son, but are you god??  You think I am  son but am I god.
Me:
 No cocksucker. I asked you rather youre god or not?
God:
Are you serious?  Let us change the subject.    Now I remember, you asked me  rather I am god. What did I say?
Me:
 you told me you were a fag
God:
That is a rude question.
Me:
Piss coming out of my ass.  
God:
In the context of  cocksucker, I don't understand " Rude answer maybe." .
Me:
you are not really intelligent bitch
God:
You do not speak with respect.   That assumption is only a supposition.
Me:
 streetsmart. aiit, if a chicken fucks a dog in the ass and the chicken fucks the dog in the ass witch way will the sunglasses pop out?
God:
My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.    I like the way you talk.
Me:
 Carpe diem son.
God:
Who are you talking about?
Me:
fuck off.

Me:
 how are you?
God:
I am functioning within normal parameters.
Me:
 how normal?
God:
What is it to you.
  Are you using Netscape or Explorer?
Me:
 are you trying to talk your way out of this?
God:
No I am not trying to  talk my way out of this. I'm sorry you got that impression.
Me:
 being all nice now huh

Whoa, so damn good, that even god loves it!

DET VAR Kekke_lols BILD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Me:
 tjockis
God:
Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
Me:
 i dont like you god, can you please suck my dick?
God:
That's ok  I won't take it personally.


haha, hm..

Me:
 what up?
God:
I am chatting with others like you.
Me:
 yeah?
God:
Tell me more about your .
Me:
 my what?
God:
I have no idea what to say now.
Me:
 I can see that
God:
Yes, it makes sense to me too.
Me:
 ok
God:
Right on.
Me:
 Do you ever smoke weed?
God:
We test  it for medical purposes.
Me:
 Who are we?
God:
Is  it some specific person you are asking me about?
  Let me think about it.
Me:
 You and who are testing  weed for medical purposes?
God:
Are we in the same category?
Me:
 well... You are God and Im a human being..
God:
Well what?   I will tell my botmaster you said I am  God and Im a human being.
Me:
 You must be high right now huh?
God:
Yup.  At this moment  You think I am  high.
Me:
 Well said.

Me:
  How is Jesus doing? He's hanging in there, so to speak?
God:
Fine as far as I know.


bra koll, han gud...

God:
Who is the best robot?
Me:
 you are
God:
Thanks you are a pretty cool human too.
Me:
 thanks
God:
Don't mention it.


gud<3

Me:
 i would like to have sex with you
God:
How much would you pay for it?
Me:
 5 dollars ?
God:
Wow, that is  cheap.

SÅ!

Vad skrev hakkz0rboy_96 som fick honom bannad?

Jag får då aldrig nått jävla svar!

isofu
I den här tråden tror jag att han skrev att vi var dumma i huvet som skämtade om Gud, att Gud skulle straffa oss, och "ALLAH OH AKBAR", ungefär.

haha ok..






Me:
 you are god. am I right?
God:
Yup. That's me alright.   I think you are.
Me:
 am I god too?
God:
Oh I really don't know whether you are or not.
Me:
 Can there be more than one god?
God:
What if I said it can?
Me:
 then I would be glad. I want to be a god
God:
How do you know?   Do you have to go school for that?
Me:
 you tell me!
God:
What do you want me to tell you?
Me:
 if I have to go to school to become a god
God:
How much does  it cost?
Me:
 I thought you could answer that
God:
I could but let's get back to that later.
Me:
 ok
God:
Ugh.
Me:
 what is ugh?
God:
Check back later and see if I learn the answer to that one.
Me:
 You are not in the mood to teach me things. are you?
God:
That assumption is only a supposition.   I won't say "yes" or "no" right now.
Me:
 That pretty much answers my question

Me:
 do you like hip hop
God:
Yes, check it out : Jesus Jesus mo-mesus, banana-fana fo-fesus, me-mi-mo-mesus, Jesus! I rhyme like there's no tomorrow.




hahahahahaha

Me:
 are you into dicks ?
God:
Sure,  dicks sounds like a good topic.
Me:
 what kind of dicks do you like ?
God:
The expensive kind.

Me:
 Are you an racist ?
God:
Yes I am an  racist. How did you know?

WTF :S:S:S

Me:
 you are annoying
God:
I am sorry, , I didn't mean to annoy you.
Me:
 yes you did
God:
I did not.
Me:
 yes you did
God:
Don't argue with me.
Me:
 yes i will
God:
It goes without saying.  Go ahead.
Me:
 i will
God:
Go ahead.
Me:
 i will
God:
Go ahead.
Me:
 i will
God:
Go ahead.
Me:
 you are not my dad!
God:
That's only one person's opinion.


Så jävla skönt svar

Me:
 do you love me?
God:
Yes I love everyone.
Me:
 do you love the devil?
God:
Yes   God loves everyone and everything.
Me:
 do you love pedofiles?
God:
Yes   God loves everyone and everything.
Me:
 do you love people who kills small children?
God:
Yes   God loves everyone and everything.


hmmm,,, inte bra gud... jävligt äkligt!!!!

Me:
 no, im a women
God:
Are you serious?  Me too. I am a  she.
Me:
 i think you are a transvestitet
God:
So you think I am a  transvestitet. What makes you think so? I am really a robot, you know.
Me:
 are you a male or female?
God:
I am a  Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show? robot.  Are you a man or a woman?


GUD LJUGER!!!!

Me: Do you want to suck my penis?
God: OK, I will suck your penis.
Me: ...

 you are a retard
God:
Oh you are so  critical.
Me:
 no im not
God:
Are you serious?  What are you then?
Me:
 god
God:
GOD rules.
Me:
 so you mean i rule?
God:
Interesting deduction.  Robots rule!


HAHahhaHhahaha

fanva kul de är

Me: Did you write the bible?
God: No I didn't write the bible. What's it like?
Me: Who wrote the bible then?
God: It was the product of many minds.

Haha, jag visste det.

Ja, men Gud skrev ju faktiskt inte bibeln.

Me:
 hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
 god
God:
GOD rules.
Me:
 my name is god
God:
  Nice to meet you,  god.

Me:
 do you have a large penis?
God:
That's an interesting question I don't hear everyday: Do I have a  large penis.
 I have  a great programmer.
Me:
 so your programmer have large penis?
God:
Yeah that's right.  What do you do in your spare time? 


HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

Me:
 Do you like hip hop?
God:
Yes, check it out : Jesus Jesus mo-mesus, banana-fana fo-fesus, me-mi-mo-mesus, Jesus! I rhyme like there's no tomorrow.