Haha, ol' school classic "If Hiphop was a High School"..
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R Kelly would be the dude that graduated 3 years ago and be parkin at the school and comin to homecomin wit his lil cuz
Eminem would be the white dude who`s gettin` his ass whooped everyday (...oh wait, he was!)
Fabolous would be the preppy honor student who goes off to the safe haven of an Ivy college, and then pretends like he's from the hood.
ODB and Beanie Sigel would be the two special ed students that take classes at the back of the school.
Suge Knight would be the school bully.
Canibus would be the kid who always gets beat up but still talks smack.
Mos Def would be that kid wearing his dad's clothes and carrying a novel of sorts
Busta would be that real ugly muhfukka that got the ladies attention.... and then you have Spliff Starr.....always around Busta, carrying his books, getting his lunch
Outkast would be the school hippies that everyone couldn't stop watching.
Ja Rule would be the wannabe thug acting like the most popular thug DMX
Biggie would be the fat ugly guy with the fine girlfriend who has everyone wondering how he hooked that sh*t up.
50 cent would be the one everyone likes to hate on but still scared of
Tupac would just be "That Nigga"...
Nelly would be the pretty-boy freshman that all the females love, and most of the guys hate
The St Lunatics got all the fine girls simply because of their affiliation with Nelly
Project Pat would be that guy in the slow-classes who still got respect
Too $hort would be that fool who banged all the females and nobody could understand why
Silkk the Shocker would be that skinny loser who hangs out with his older brother and his crew because he has no friends of his own
Tweet: that one girl that everyone argues over whether she's fine or not
Christina Milian: the pretty sweet girl that everyone wants to tap but she's a virgin and only messes with pretty boys
WC, Kurupt, and Daz would be the only kids who crip walk their way to every class
Twista would be the kid who always writes 3000 word essays instead of the required 700.
Craig Mack: promising football star who breaks leg; after a lot of hype, tries to make a comeback later but fails horribly
KRS-One would be the know-it-all
Guru: The guy that you couldn't stand talking/listening to because of his voice.
The Roots is band that plays at the school talent shows.
J-Live would be One of the smartest kids in school.
Mad Skillz is that person that knew sh*t about everyone
Noreaga is the senior who use to take a MY LITTLE PONY lunchbox to school
Lady of Rage would be that one female bully
E-40 would be that one kid you never understood when he talked
Mariah Carey would be the white girl that only likes black guys
And last but not least....
Prodigy would be the only male in dance class
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Eazy E was never in school, he busy buying prostitutes on the corner
RZA would be that tall silent type with headphones, always alone, sitting outside the school, smoking on something
Ras Kass would hang out all days at the principal's office
Redman and Method Man would clown the teachers and be the ones fucking most girls, in secret they run a herbarium in a cellar under the janitor's room
Pharoahe Monch could be seen every day outside school, handing out papers about the black man's injustice
Necro would be the skinniest dude on school, he had to give away his lunch money every day to Ruff Ryders
Kanye West would always be the first one to hit the showers and the last one to leave
LL Cool J would be that guy always wearing to small shirts, holding his breath every time Foxy Brown or Christina Milian passed by
B-Real would sell (and smoke) the shit Redman and Method Man grew
Snoop would be at least 3 years older than his classmates
Ice-T would always run around the gutter click, throwing foul language, acting like he a real badazz to earn their respect
Ice Cube would snatch Noreagas lunch-box, he'd jack the cafeteria for chocolate-bars, shit he'd steal anything in his sight
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