Santa is a Geordie "But we will shout and scream at you, Co's you got your colours wrong." "Well Santa cut his journey short said the kids can wait a while. This year I'm gonna do my rounds but finish in real style. He called into a tailors shop gave the chappie quite a fright. When he said I want a new suite made, this time in black and white." "Oh Santa your a Geordie And we´re all proud of you. You look real dapper in your brand new suit Your Newcastle through and through. We only hope the kiddies will one day understand That your now dressed in Black and White Co's you dont like Sun-der-land" Santa is a Geordie god jul allesammans :D