Miwano - The Punch-line King is Back!

Miwano - The Punch-line King is Back!


Aiit, aiit.... inte helt recovered än, men eftersom jag e frisk nog att orka sitta vid en dator, så ska jag slänga upp somethin' sick from a sick guy ;)
OCH, eftersom (inga namn, så lugn, NuMessiah), någon klagade på att mina punchlines "inte är särskilt komplicerade", men i en annan tråd missuppfattade en punch, så har jag satt ut lite citationstecken där punchlinesen finns, för att förenkla det för vissa.. (sen även vissa "hahah" osv, i slutet av raderna). aja, läs, och KOMMENTERA. I kno' u'll like this. peep;





I got a mind sharp as shark-teeth, and a hard penis//
Plus I’m laid-back, cuz I like to spark reefer//
But since you’re lyin’ more than a car-dealer//, -
My “big mac” will give you more than a heart-seizure!// (brrraaap!)
If I snap like a turtle, I will clap my burner//
And have you runnin’ and jumpin’, like laps with hurdles//
I let a bullet hit ya ear… - faster than a rumor//
And leave it stuck in ya head… - sumthin’ like a tumor//
I ride with two knives, like a scissor//,
And make ya sister, bendin’ over like I’m Twister//
You lyin’ sissie, have never lighted swishas//
Plus, your “image is gay”, like a smiley-picture!// (Hahah!)
Smokin’ piff, has made me so un-fit//
That I only “run” outta things, when I’m tokin’ spliffs//
Whatever you do; don’t start to talk rude ‘n’ offensive//…
- Or things will be clickin’, like a nervous dude with a pencil!//
I ain’t just “maybe ill”, I’m contagiously sick//
And I’m off the hook, like an escapin’ fish//
White wife-beater on – ‘bout to "hit the club"//
I got my whole “block on smash” – you “hit the curb”…//
If I grip my knife, I won’t put a Nike-sign on ya face//
I rock Adidas – so I put at least three stripes on ya face!//
That’s what ‘cha get for trynna jack my style, ‘n’ rip my swagger//
Don’t know if you’re Jack the Ripper, or Rip the Jacker// (POW!)






- hoolla at ya Kurdo ;)