Hazn - Bitches
A sunny fine day, not to long ago
I decided to get drunk and fuck a hoe
I sipped martinis, bloody mary's, all of that shit
Until my nose got red, and I had to admit
That I was drunk as hell, and I was close to pass out
But I finished the bottle, and went out to scout
I saw the perfect booty, and started walking against it
But when she turned against, I just had to split
Her face was disfigured, and her tits where hanging
You know the real type of hoe that you wouldn't be banging
I continued my search in the redlight district
But when all the whores where busy I was like "Shit"
Rolled down town, to find my perfect match
She had a tight pair of jeans, with some logo attached
"Hey there girl, wanna hop in my ride ?"
"Fuck you man, I don't want you by my side"
I knocked the bitch cold, and threw her in the trunk
Then burned away, in my -69 junk
Well at home, she started to wake up
I tied her to a chair and I was like "'zup ?"
The bitch started crying, and beg for her life
I felt sorry for the whore, so I picked up my knife
And cut her ass lose, and let her run away
And I went online to look for pussy at Ebay
I found a russian little whore for only 3,95
I post-ordered the bitch, and jacked off to survive
OBS: SE IRONIN!