feta rader/punchlines

Hur kan du ens dra upp vinnie när det kommer till punchlines? sjukt pinsamt.

tyck va du vill om vinnie, varsågod, men en bra line är en bra line. Kanske borde skriva nått vettigt lr skita i att skriva nått överhuvudtaget

Vinnie paz, pallar inte citera nått nu.

Jag återkommer imorrn.

du behöver inte citera nått, min poäng är bara att detta är inte en ''bra-eller-dålig-rappare'' debatt.

Några favoriter

I covered her head with a pillowcase while yeallin' out FUCK THE KLAN! -tonedeff

You gets no love, who would talk you off of a ledge? -Rise

I got AT&T operators callin me for phonesex. -Louis Logic

The word of the day is legs, let's go back and spread the word. -Pack FM

You do the math, I did the math teacher. -Celph Titled

My mindstate's so big they add a star to the flag. -Rise

Think you spit sick? I sprinkle anthrax on pancakes. Mr. Mecca

Got volumes of rhymes that knock harder than Jay-Z's life. -tonedeff

Fuck Jay-z - nas

gahahhaha drunk as fuccc

"Evil tendency strong like Miles Davis heroin dependency. Fuckin up lives like teenage pregnancy" - Chino XL

"I get you blunted off of funny home grown, cause when I smoke out, I hit the trees harder than Sonny Bono" - Eminem

För dem som inte förstår raden: Sonny Bono var en politiker och artist, som var gift med sångerskan Cher. Han dog när han åkte in i ett träd när han åkte skidor.

"I cant rap anymore, I just murdered the alphabet" - Eminem

"You wanna play the Godfather? - Marlon Brando's dead" - Chino XL

"I haven't seen so many zeros since the last Source Awards" - Chino Xl

"I refuge from guantanamo bay, dance around the border like i'm cassius clay" - Pras

"Antrax lab on a west virgina farm, shorty aint learned to walk already heavily armed" - Lupe Fiasco

"Dropped atomic bomb let them niggas know that its real, speak soft with a big stick do what i say or be killed, i'm america" - Piper

i can say don't rhyme, and its gon' rhyme .. haha fetast

"du behöver inte citera nått, min poäng är bara att detta är inte en ''bra-eller-dålig-rappare'' debatt."

Vinnie Paz är ingen dålig rappare, men punchlines är inte hans starka sida.

explict:

Det e sant, men han har fortfarande dratt ett par bra(dt har väl alla).

Dessutom var min poäng att denna tråd inte är till för att diskutera rappares olika förmågor

Hela Slim Shady LP är fylld med massa härliga punchlines och sköna rader.
Tycker speciellt om "I smoke a fat pound of grass and fall on my ass faster then a fat bitch who sat down to fast" från My Name Is.

"IM THE MOTHERFUCKING KING! LIKE OIDIPUS" - Qwel

Yo chick is a hoe that why i got her blowin on me like Nintendo games - Loyd Banks  (nintendo 8 bitars)


Im so ahead of my time my parent havent met yet - Big L


Dont make me go get the gun of the trunk cuz i make you pussys bleed like its the time of the month - Cassidy


Nigga i aint Will Smith, nah i aint a Fresh Prince, Nigga im a young king, nigga im a Bun B - Lil Wayne


I go hard ask my broad, Miss Stevie Wonder she aint lookin at yall - Lil Wayne


Me and mama got alot in common, we both like Common but we dont my his albums - Lil Wayne


Life is a trafficjam but im on a motorbike - Currensy


Your new girlfriend is old news, you aint got enough green and shes so blue - Lil Wayne


I roll with dimes finer than models, i dont have no kids all of mine have been swallowed - Fabolous


Ride but never on teenage rims - Fabolous


They mad cuz my car like an elephant, the trunk in the front - Camron


Got something for your face, fuck proactive - Camron

Niggaz still lyin, in their wack ass bars, only time they seen jail, when they watchin OZ - Nore


I lay my mack down, thats where you lack at, she need her candle lit, and ima wax that - Lil Wayne


Like the ball in the stands we balls out - Lil Wayne


Oh you a baller boo how tall are you, 5'6" 150, I need all of you - Camron 

Pink ice just looking like a hog mouth, (VRRROOMMM) ...I had to bring the hog out - Lil Wayne (relaterar till filmen wild hogs)


Hip Hop is my new bought house, my flow just grew legs and walked out - Lil Wayne


Nobodys thinking about you plus your beef aint legit,so please stay off the T.I.P of my dick - Ludacris (T.I diss)


My teeth and my ice so white like shady - Lil Wayne


I dont even talk i let the visa speak - Lil Wayne


Why did they start him, now they cant park him, i go into the booth and just change like Clark Kent - Lil Wayne

Är det såna Lil Wayne-rader som ska föreställa bra som gör att alla tycker att han är så bra? *** ***!

(Huvet sprängs.)

Kommer faktiskt inte på någon bra fet punchline för tillfället.. Hmm.. Kanske en, som dock är av Vinnie P...

Ya'll got fucked up like sex on an airplane

=/

''We might move in silence not revealing our plot, no alocohol in your system but U'll be feelin' the shOts''

ska det väl vara?

aa, my bad. Stavade fel

"Yo chick is a hoe that why i got her blowin on me like Nintendo games - Loyd Banks"

sög ju

Ransom lägger bättre med, I came to blow the game like an old ass Nintendo cartridge

"I'm not the first dog that shitted on your lawn" Ol' Dirty Bastard

Straight outta the fucking dungeons of rap,where fake niggas don´t make it back-Nas

Den är absolut den bästa av alla andra som nämnts här!

I denna tråd gäller samma regler som i alla andra punchlinetrådar: Inga Papooserader what so ever :)

"cause as much as I love pussy you can't feed it to me know why,
I don't eat anything that bleeds for a week and don't die"
- Louis Logic Coochie

"Cats be on some fantasy shit like Cinderella
Well we'll see if the shoe fits after the accapella"
- Vaste Aire


"Ask Beavis i Get Nuthin BUTT-HEAD"
- Big L

"Mans thought they had the bottle till I twisted their caps"
- Kyza


"Geometric poop...get your shit straight"
- Edan

"When you find the ignition, Moe is known to start,
Short fuse, like Napoleon I pick their Buonaparte"
- Moesez

"The first nigga to get life for vandalism for painting the game into a corner"
- Vakill

After that sex change, I guess you not the man now
Cut off your arms, you the best MC, hands down
- Celph Titled

"im so dope heroine addicts take my name in vein
i drive you outta ya mind and leave a skidmark on the side of ya brain"
- Krumbz

"so underground last time i raised my hand i touched a coffin"
- Krumbz

Silly rappers think I´m worried ´bout a punchline
I show more purpose than your whole career in one line
/ Chamillionaire

Word up B-zo

When i said i´m nuber one i´ve lied,
I´m number One Two Three Four and Five
- Redman

Några Big L punches:

I ran through every bitch in my path,
I was fuckin chicks in the ass when I was six and a half

Cute chicks get the dick, ugly bitches get the wrong numba

Some say I'm ruthless, some say I'm grim,
once a brother done broke into my crib and I robbed him

I'm so ahead of my time my parents haven't met yet

Turn your tux red, I'm far from broke, got enough bread
And mad hoes, ask Beavis I get nuttin Butt-head

And if a bitch don't like me, she must like women

You was never shit, your mother shoulda swallowed you

You're lika a fag in a bathouse, ass out!

enkelt

Okej nåra som verkligen sticker ut!


"I battle you leanin over the toilet wit da dick out, i battle you juggelin grenades wit da pin out" - Canibus


"I fill niggas with so much led, they can use there dick as a pencil" - Big L


"Drama with me? man your baby mama will be, found in the woods hangin in her thong from a tree" - Saigon


"You know nothing about L, so dont doubt L
whats this maddafackin rapgame without L?
thats like jewelz without ice
thats like china without rice
or the holy bible without christ
or the bulls without mike
or crackheads without pipes
the village without dikes
or hockeygames without fights" - Big L



My stageshow stay live, the soundman stage dive" - Mos Def

powol P19
Var inte det KRS-One?

siveri p15, redman säger det också....

Jada:

Yeah, you got a felony, but you ain't a predicate
Never the King of New York, you live in Connecticut


Big L:

Im known for snatchin purses and bombin churches
I get more pussy on accident then most niggas get on purpose
I got drug spots from new york to canada
Cause big l be fuckin with more keys than a janitor

A girl asked me for a ring and I put one around her whole eye

Vilken Big L låt? ;)

Ask beavis I get nothing but head (Butt-Head)
//Big L

I don't smoke weed, but I bet you I could smoke Canibus
//Celph Titled

You want to play the Godfather, Marlon Brando Is Dead
//Chino XL

The whole world owe me nigga, strip
//Jay-Z

Got a 100 guns a 100 clips, why I don't hear no shots?
//50 Cent

I got a style of my own, your little style is borrowed
//eMC

If you watch how I move you'll mistake me for a player or pimp
Been hit wit a few shells but I don't walk wit a limp
//50 Cent

Threw my watch out the window to see time fly
//Celph Titled

Me being a virgin, that's idiotic
Cause if Big L got the AIDS every cutie in the city got it
//Big L

Big L be lightin' niggas like incense
Gettin' men lynched to win tits
I'm killin' infants for ten cents
Cause I'm a street genius with a unique penis
//Big L



nårra ja pallade komma på...

I'm the new era like a fiddey cap

I aint a peoples person
I'll give my next door neighbor the finger
Even though I got the shit in the stores
I'm like a nigga that borrow clothes
Bitch, I'm tryin to get in ya draws
// lloyd banks

ganska skön slinga..

I FUCKING HATE RAPPERS! -Pack FM

Well if 50 got shot 9 times and aint die//
i'ma shoot yo' ass 50 times wit 99 nines//

We fingerfuck bitches wit' Freddy Krueger gloves on//

Celph Titled

haha chaplyn den e fet
'i got birthday favors with an open bar servin molotovs' från samma låt e också fet! celph titled eh hård

Well if 50 got shot 9 times and aint die//
i'ma shoot yo' ass 50 times wit 99 nines//

vilken celph-titled låt?? riktigt skön line..

Claa7: AOTP - Time To Rock från Ritual Of Battle

ok tack..

np! haha detta måste nog va en av mina favoriter ändå:

No explainin' it, you do the math, I did the math teacher/
Ms. Anita spread wide, under the gymnasium bleachers/

- Celph Titled

"ive knocked out so many teeth the toothfairy went bankrupt"

The one and only L