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if hiphop was a highschool... (a must read!)

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2004-03-12 15:48

if hiphop was a highschool... (a must read!)

var en skön snubbe på the ill community som postade detta, tänkte bara dela med mig mina kära whoaianer då det är skön läsning :D

If hiphop was a highschool...

Lil Kim would be the school hoe.

Master P would be the basketball star.

P Diddy would be the annoying dork.

Jay-Z would be the pretty boy everybody envied...Roc-a-Fella would be his Clique

Nas would be the nerd who passed all his classes and was real Afro-Centric but not enough to hang with the Afro-Centric weed smoking crew consisting of Mos Def and Such..

D-Block and Ruff Ryders would be the gutter clique who played sports and stole things and most of the clique would be suspended anyway

Foxy Brown would be the Queen of the School and would go with Jay-Z at homecoming

R Kelly would be the dude that graduated 3 years ago and be parkin at the school and comin to homecomin wit his lil cuz

Eminem would be the white dude who`s gettin` his ass whooped everyday (...oh wait, he was!)

Fabolous would be the preppy honor student who goes off to the safe haven of an Ivy college, and then pretends like he's from the hood.

ODB and Beanie Sigel would be the two special ed students that take classes at the back of the school.

Suge Knight would be the school bully.

Canibus would be the kid who always gets beat up but still talks smack.

Mos Def would be that kid wearing his dad's clothes and carrying a novel of sorts

Busta would be that real ugly muhfukka that got the ladies attention.... and then you have Spliff Starr.....always around Busta, carrying his books, getting his lunch

Outkast would be the school hippies that everyone couldn't stop watching.

Ja Rule would be the wannabe thug acting like the most popular thug DMX

Biggie would be the fat ugly guy with the fine girlfriend who has everyone wondering how he hooked that sh*t up.

50 cent would be the one everyone likes to hate on but still scared of

Tupac would just be "That Nigga"...

Nelly would be the pretty-boy freshman that all the females love, and most of the guys hate

The St Lunatics got all the fine girls simply because of their affiliation with Nelly

Project Pat would be that guy in the slow-classes who still got respect

Too $hort would be that fool who banged all the females and nobody could understand why

Silkk the Shocker would be that skinny loser who hangs out with his older brother and his crew because he has no friends of his own

Tweet: that one girl that everyone argues over whether she's fine or not

Christina Milian: the pretty sweet girl that everyone wants to tap but she's a virgin and only messes with pretty boys

WC, Kurupt, and Daz would be the only kids who crip walk their way to every class

Twista would be the kid who always writes 3000 word essays instead of the required 700.

Craig Mack: promising football star who breaks leg; after a lot of hype, tries to make a comeback later but fails horribly

KRS-One would be the know-it-all

Guru: The guy that you couldn't stand talking/listening to because of his voice.

The Roots is band that plays at the school talent shows.

J-Live would be One of the smartest kids in school.

Mad Skillz is that person that knew sh*t about everyone

Noreaga is the senior who use to take a MY LITTLE PONY lunchbox to school

Lady of Rage would be that one female bully

E-40 would be that one kid you never understood when he talked

Mariah Carey would be the white girl that only likes black guys
And last but not least....

Prodigy would be the only male in dance class

chase the clouds away

2004-03-12 15:55
Hahahahah
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YO NIECE YO NEPHEW YO GRANDPARENTS SUCK

2004-03-12 15:56
hahaha... fett skön jöh!
bör filmatiseras!
tag ett stycke bro<br>tag ett stycke brand<br>blanda, skrik ageri

2004-03-12 16:40
"hahaha... fett skön jöh!
bör filmatiseras!"
njut

2004-03-12 16:43
mjae.
lite små hahah.
men han verkar ju hata vissa o älska andra.
o den syns så tydligt.
men Nelly, 50, WC o grabbaran var coola :)
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2004-03-12 16:47
vem är datanörden då? anticons????
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2004-03-12 16:47
sjukt roligt var det i vilket fall
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2004-03-12 16:56
Hahaha, riktigt skön. Skrattade åt "and then you have Spliff Starr.....always around Busta, carrying his books, getting his lunch". :D
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2004-03-12 16:57
Ant är nog datanörden....
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2004-03-12 17:14
det va sooft haha
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2004-03-12 17:17
ballt
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2004-03-12 17:38
haha grymt skön...mycket träffsäkert :P

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2004-03-12 17:58
feeet

2004-03-12 18:14
haha :), Spliff Star...
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2004-03-12 18:31
man skulle gå i den skolan... hihiih
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2004-03-12 18:38
hahaha, fett rätt!
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2004-03-12 19:10
Prodigy would be the only male in dance class.

så träffsäker.
Virginity is like a ballon, one prick and it's GONE.

2004-03-12 20:06
hahahah...den va skön. man borde göra en tecknad serie utav det hela, uncensored offcaurse!

2004-03-12 20:42
christina milian e så fakkin nice, kolla "Dip it low" videon.
HL.

2004-03-12 21:20
jävligt kul å läsa. freddez good lookin'!
Rhetoric
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2. skill in the effective use of speech

2004-03-12 21:28
Prodigy would be the only male in dance class.

Stämmer det att han höll på med balet som Jay-Z sa i Takeover alltså?
njut

2004-03-12 21:49
Explict P16
ja, har faktiskt för mig att jag sett bilderna på det som Jay-Z snackar om i Takeover.
Rhetoric
1. the art of speaking or writing effectively
2. skill in the effective use of speech

2004-03-12 22:27
explicit: höll inte direkt på med ballet, men hans moster eller va det va hade en dansskola i queens som han besökte som liten unge.

rhetoric: var såg du bilden? tror inte den släpptes ut efter summerjam.. eller va den i nån tidning?
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2004-03-12 22:44
"Noreaga is the senior who use to take a MY LITTLE PONY lunchbox to school" hahahahahahahahahahaha
 

2004-03-12 22:46
Tupac would just be "That Nigga"...


Hahahah!
 

2004-07-20 00:50
Grymt ball läsning! Många klockrena! R kelly, Prodigy, Too short, 50 cent, sliff starr....hahahahahah
 

2004-07-20 01:22
kan inte några fler citera EN line från texten så har vi hela texten skriven här, EN gång till ..vore ju toppen ..

"Knock off the hippie shit, strap on a helmet, and start shooting. This is Malibu, Emily, I want you to storm that beach like it's fuckin' Normandie!" - Ari Gold

2004-07-20 02:55
"Jay-Z would be the pretty boy everybody envied...Roc-a-Fella would be his Clique "
Jay-Z är ju fulare än elefantmannen!

2004-07-20 12:39
"Paris, the guy who stabbed the principal in his face."
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2004-07-20 15:34
"Whoa, the school cafeteria where everyone talked trash about eachother without really knowing anything at all"

"Knock off the hippie shit, strap on a helmet, and start shooting. This is Malibu, Emily, I want you to storm that beach like it's fuckin' Normandie!" - Ari Gold

2004-07-20 15:50
undrar vem fan bizarre skulle vara =) den killen är totalt körd i huvudet ju =)
Från Skåning Till Norrlänning!

2004-07-20 17:40
Noreaga is the senior who use to take a MY LITTLE PONY lunchbox to school!!!!!!!!!

hahahahhahahaha fan vad bra :P
 

2004-07-20 18:34
jay z pretty?!
nas nerd?!!!
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2004-07-20 19:09
oslocity P20 - haha clear, kan verkligen se mig honom göra nåt sånt =)
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2004-07-20 20:09
nån borde göra en med svenska rappare
Men lika glad är jag för det!

2004-07-20 20:18
hahaha!!! Prodigy va inte så dålig när han höll på me ballet!! hahaha!
You'll catch bigger fish in the sea if you manage not to drown in it...

2004-07-20 21:08
JAY-Z PRETTY BOY!!! moahahhaa! tillåt mig att skratta!
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2004-07-21 01:58
Immortal Technique skulle vara den som ifrågasätte skolsystemet och vägrade ta order.

Redman & Method Man är dom som "studies high, does the tests high and get high scores"

Bizarre är klassens clown.

Kurtis Blow är den som inte lär sig något på lektionerna och får gå om första klassen hela tiden. (old school)
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2004-07-21 04:02
Noreaga va fan karln e ju typ hårdast "thug thug thug" hela tiden undrar vart han fick att han var mjuk :D
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2004-07-21 08:03
Necro skulle vara snubben som skjuter upp hela skolan.

Missy Elliot skulle vara den tjocka tjejen.

Dr. Dre skulle vara snubben som alltid har grejer att sälja, snubben som är klassens bussinesman.
Redline!

2004-07-21 12:36
Dr Dre - Skulle vara killen som alla tror är snäll, fast som egentligen är ute på kvällarna och leker tung gangsta med Ice Cube.
Från Skåning Till Norrlänning!

2004-07-21 13:29




dom glömde


- CORMEGA would be that kid hustling in the toilets and hallways during classes

- REDMAN would be that nigga skipping class and smoking ounces of weed instead

och de viktigaste!!!...


METHOD MAN would be the cat that every motherfucker had respect for, no one could touch him... period.

- a perverse resistance to security and predictability, & a deliberate disregard for propriety -

2004-07-21 15:34
Immortal Technique skulle vara den som ifrågasätte skolsystemet och vägrade ta order. <- haha aaa =D

2004-07-21 17:26
hahahahaha!

"Missy Elliot skulle vara den tjocka tjejen" den va den bästa! =D
Married to the money, fuck the world, that's adultery

2004-07-21 17:58
AZ skulle va snubben som alltid gjorde som NAS säger.
You'll catch bigger fish in the sea if you manage not to drown in it...

2004-07-23 15:54


Mad_Man P24



hahahahaha...
- a perverse resistance to security and predictability, & a deliberate disregard for propriety -

2004-07-23 16:56
jag tror fan eminem skulle vara killen som får spel och skjuter ihjäl hela plugget...

mf doom + anticon skulle iaf utgöra skolans shackklubb







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2004-07-23 23:59
nej!..Eminem e fan ingen sån thug, han chillar mest...
 

2004-07-24 02:10
" Ja Rule would be the wannabe thug acting like the most popular thug DMX "


HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
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2004-07-24 02:54
hahahah däämn homie!
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2004-07-24 03:27
MOP skulle vara killarna som lägger bajs i lärarnas fack, mordhotar rektorn och halvt slår ihjäl folk på rasterna för deras lunchpengar. Dock skulle ingen våga tjalla eftersom de skulle frukta för sina liv.

Sage francis skulle vara den sista oskulden

Cee lo skulle vara killen alla beundrade, men inte vågade berätta för sina vänner om

Jurrasic 5 skulle vara killarna som alla kände men inte var fräcka nog för att hänga med någon
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