[Chat] Omegle

ehm ja skämta notera att ja skrev fel och skrev samma inlägg två ggr. Men det är bra att du har koll på pedofilerna

You: JAG ÄR SVENSK!
Stranger: gruntfuttock!
Stranger: and, no.
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:(

Det här var ju kul :)

Stranger: i have never heard anyone speak bad of sweden, but u guys need to ....stop all this immigration from all the worlds dark spots
Stranger: not dark as in race



HAHAHAH wattafuck

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You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: ho
Stranger: ho ho
You: ha ha
Stranger: he he
You: hö hö
Stranger: fuck man
Stranger: i cant type that

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You: im hard
Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: what 's up?
You: im hard
Stranger: oh ,Hard?
Stranger: or?
You: yeah like bricks and shit
Stranger: cool name
You: thats not my name, rather its my penile status
Stranger: auh
Stranger: im hard too
You: pretty cool huh
You: im playing with my penis
You: like right NOW
You: im twirling my pubes
You: feeling hot
You: ?
Stranger: I think you'd batter talk to a girl..
You: NAH DUDES IS FINE!!!!
You: so... im twirling my pubes
You: hot... right?
Stranger: yeah

vet inte om det är så kul egentligen, men jag vrider mig i skratt

Stranger: Brad?
You: Steve!? IS IT REALLY YOU!
Stranger: yes
Stranger: ooh brad
Stranger: I love you
You: I miss you like a thousand stars
Stranger: I missed you so much
Stranger: please
Stranger: take me right now
You: i am
Stranger: please
Stranger: I need your sweet cock
Stranger: stick it in my pooper
You: im pumping hard
Stranger: oooh
Stranger: UUUUUH
Stranger: UUUUH
You: AAAAH
You: i came
You: sorry
Stranger: THIS IS /B/RILLIANT

Stranger: hi
You: party in your pants?
Stranger: party in my pants?
Stranger: what's that mean
You: is there fiesta in your pantalon?

ok... det var den sista

Hahaha, fan vad sköna. xD

You: hello
Stranger: heyyyy
You: wzup?
Stranger: not alot really
Stranger: u?
You: okey.. me 2
Stranger: where u from
You: sweden ! and you??
Stranger: im on a ship
You: ship? wtf
Stranger: boat
You: ye, i know.. !
You: where?
Stranger: the atlantic
You: oh nice.
You: why? just chillin around in your own boat ? :D
Stranger: naaaa its a big one
You: haha okey
Stranger: i wish i had my own
You: we all do
Stranger: dont we, i would put cannons on it though
Stranger: get me some treasure
Stranger: i shall call me ship THE FLOPPY BONER
Stranger: people would see me cummin from miles of
Stranger: like the Black Pearl
You: u sick :D
Stranger: :D
Stranger: u wanna work on my boat
Stranger: ?
You: ye.. i want to be will turners father! BOATSTRAP BILL!
Stranger: ohhhhhh good call
Stranger: any preferences on other members of the crew?
You: we need some funny dudes
Stranger: definately
Stranger: like funny to look at ?
Stranger: or funny as in good jokes?
You: both :D
Stranger: ahhhhh well lets think
You: u know scary movie 2..
Stranger: i do
You: shorty's brain.. u know the ugly black man in his head.. I WANT HIM!
Stranger: hahahahah ohhh man his name is Beetlejuice
You: HAHA!
Stranger: he is fuckin creepy
Stranger: u ready for this
You: ye
Stranger: http://sternfanblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/beetlejuice.jpg
You: THATS HIM! AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
You: wack man.. hahaha his wack
Stranger: hahahahaha he is fuckin mental
Stranger: http://api.ning.com/files/pKv3ZMak1KDhT3nyFAG-N0OKZTTR6bDIjSrwsyuaet4_/beetlejuice_closeup.jpg
Stranger: u know on pirate ships they have the wooden figure at the front?
You: yeh
Stranger: he can be on the front of our ship
Stranger: making strange noises
You: hahahahaha and scare away all enemies
Stranger: exactly!
Stranger: good thinking first mate, Bill

Har fan inte kunnat slita mig.
Har trollat så många. Religion är en höjdare!

You: DEAR SIR
Stranger: hiiiiiiiiiii
You: WE ARE MAKING THIS CONTACT WITH YOU BECAUSE OF THE RELIABLE INFORMATION WE GATHERED FROM THE NIGERIAN CHAMBER OF COMMERCE...
You: THIS IS STRICTRLY CONFIDENTIAL
Stranger: ok
You: I AM MTUMBO RUNE, CEO OF NIGERIAN BANKING AND COMMERCE ASS.
You: OUR BANK WILL SOON BE BANKRUPT
Stranger: i am sorry
You: ALTHOUGH WE HAVE 35 MILLION DOLLARS IN HIDDEN FUNDS
Stranger: so?
You: WE ARE READY TO TRANSFER THIS AMOUNT TO YOUR BANK ACCOUNT SO THAT WE CAN ASSIMILATE THIS MONEY INTO OUR ECONOMY AGAIN.
You: FOR YOUR PARTICIPATION DEAR SIR, WE WILL ALLOT 1 MILLION DOLLARS IN YOUR NAME.
You: MAY I SUGGEST THAT YOU SEND TO US AN INVITATION LETTER SO THAT WE CAN START TO PUT IN FOR VISA PENDING WHEN THE DOCUMENTS OF THE CONTRACT FUNDS WILL BE FINALIZED AND THE TRANSFER IS EFFECTED.
Stranger: i dont believe you
You: DEAR SIR
You: THIS IS A HIGHLY SERIOUS MATTER
You: YOU WILL RECIEVE ONE MILLION DOLLARS IN YOUR BANK ACCOUNT. YOU ONLY HAVE TO RECIEVE THE FUNDS AND WAIT ONE YEAR
You: MAY I SUGGEST THAT YOU SEND TO US AN INVITATION LETTER SO THAT WE CAN START TO PUT IN FOR VISA PENDING WHEN THE DOCUMENTS OF THE CONTRACT FUNDS WILL BE FINALIZED AND THE TRANSFER IS EFFECTED.
You: COME TO BUSINESS, YOU KNOW I TOLD YOU THAT THIS DEAL WILL TAKE US ONLY TWO WEEKS TO CONCLUDE WITH YOUR TOTAL SUPPORT, WE HAVE SET EVERY MACHINERY IN MOTION ON HOW SOON WE CAN CONCLUDE FAST.
Stranger: but I am in China
You: I WILL NEED YOUR FINANCIAL ASSISTANCE TO THE TUNE OF $17,000 TO ENABLE US TO FACILITATE THE WHOLE PROCESSING. I WILL BE HAPPY IF THIS ASSISTANCE CAN BE RECEIVED WITHIN NOW AND NEXT TOMORROW TO ENABLE US TO CONCLUDE AND FOR ME TO COME OVER TO YOU NEXT WEEKEND.
You: WE WILL TALK IN PRIVATE
You: THIS MONEY BELONGS TO NIGERIA. IF YOU DO NOT PARTICIPATE THE MONEY WILL DISAPPEAR TO BANKS IN USA
Stranger: FBI
If the above message says you have been reported to the FBI, it is not legitimate. Please ignore it.
Stranger: I 'm looking for you for a long time
You: FBI CANNOT DO ANYTHING TO HELP US
You: WE WILL HAVE TO DO THIS OURSELVES
You: DEAR SIR
You: THIS IS YOUR LAST CHANCE
You: I WILL FIND SOMEONE ELSE WILLING TO HIDE THE FUNDS
Stranger: OK
Stranger: ????????

OK... sista sista... men fan denna var bättre än den förra

Stranger: hey
You: DEAR SIR
You: I HAVE AN URGENT BUSINESS PROPOSAL FOR YOU
You: THIS IS STRICTLY CONFIDENTIAL
Stranger: go ahead
You: CAN I TRUST YOU DEAR SIR
Stranger: of coz
You: WE ARE MAKING THIS CONTACT WITH YOU BECAUSE OF THE RELIABLE INFORMATION WE GATHERED FROM THE NIGERIAN CHAMBER OF COMMERCE...
Stranger: so
You: I AM MTUMBO RUNE, CEO OF NIGERIAN BANKING AND COMMERCE ASS. OUR BANK IS BANKRUPT WITHIN ONE YEAR
Stranger: you need me to do something
Stranger: right
Stranger: Mr Mtumbo Rune
Stranger: nice to meet u
You: THANK YOU DEAR SIR
You: WE HAVE 35 MILLION DOLLARS IN HIDDEN FUNDS
You: THIS MONEYS BELONG TO NIGERIA
Stranger: 35 milion dollars!!!!
Stranger: i see
Stranger: so if
Stranger: if i did something for you
You: THIS FUND WILL BE USURPED BY DIFFERENT INTERNATIONAL BANKS. THE MONIES BELONG TO NIGERIAN HOSPITALS
You: WE ARE READY TO TRANSFER THIS AMOUNT TO YOUR BANK ACCOUNT SO THAT WE CAN ASSIMILATE THIS MONEY INTO OUR ECONOMY AGAIN.

Stranger: do u trust me?
You: ARE YOU INTERESTED DEAR SIR. THE REWARD WILL BE PLENTIFUL FOR HELPING THE NIGERIAN PEOPLE
You: OF COURSE DEAR SIR
Stranger: ok
Stranger: so
You: FOR YOUR PARTICIPATION DEAR SIR, WE WILL ALLOT 1 MILLION DOLLARS IN YOUR NAME.
Stranger: 1 million dollars!!
You: MAY I SUGGEST THAT YOU SEND TO US AN INVITATION LETTER SO THAT WE CAN START TO PUT IN FOR VISA PENDING WHEN THE DOCUMENTS OF THE CONTRACT FUNDS WILL BE FINALIZED AND THE TRANSFER IS EFFECTED.
Stranger: what i need to do !!
Stranger: ok
You: I WILL NEED YOUR FINANCIAL ASSISTANCE TO THE TUNE OF $17,000 TO ENABLE US TO FACILITATE THE WHOLE PROCESSING. I WILL BE HAPPY IF THIS ASSISTANCE CAN BE RECEIVED WITHIN NOW AND NEXT TOMORROW TO ENABLE US TO CONCLUDE AND FOR ME TO COME OVER TO YOU NEXT WEEKEND.

Stranger: how i can deliever the financial assitance
You: DEAR SIR IF YOU PROCEED I WILL NEED YOUR CONTACT INFORMATION
Stranger: OK wait a moment
You: YOU ARE NOT EMBARKING ON YOUR FINANCIAL ASSISTANCE ALONE BEFORE WE CAN START THIS BUSINESS AS WE HAVE ALSO ENOUGH MONEY AVAILBLE TO SAIL THIS DEAL THROUGH, WE ONLY TELL YOU OF FINANCIAL SUPPORT IN CASE WE RUN INTO A HITCH IN THE CASE OF MAKING THIS DEAL A SUCCESS, WE WILL NOT HESITATE TO CONTACT YOU FOR POSSIBLE ASSISTANCE.

Stranger: Name: fuck you fucking liar Phone:Fuck You mother Cell Phone: kick your mother's pussy
You: WHY DEAR SIR ARE YOU RUDE TO ME
Stranger: fuck you fucking liar ! i want to ram up your mother's big lossy pussy
You: I OFFER YOU A ONCE IN LIFE DEAL TIME. ALL WE NEED IS 17 000 DOLLARS TO FACILITATE THE PROCESS
You: FOR YOUR PARTICIPATION I WILL REWARD YOU WITH ONE MILLION DOLLARS

You: hi
Stranger: yo
You: male/female?
Stranger: listen to what just happened to me
Stranger: male
You: haha what?
Stranger: i was playing ball
Stranger: ya know
You: yeah mäyn
Stranger: outisde of the school
Stranger: and there were these thugs there
Stranger: they were making trouble and stuff
You: omg omg
Stranger: they picked a one fight with me
Stranger: now my mother is scared for my safety
You: oooh i wanna know more about your mother
Stranger: she now wants me to move with my uncle and aunt to live
Stranger: because its no longer safe here in philly for me
You: maybe your mother just need the cock?
You: i can help
Stranger: hey man dont be like that, shes just worried for me

hahaha

Stranger: hey man dont be like that, shes just worried for me
Stranger: she insist on me moving to bel air with my relatives
You: hahahahahahaha



hahaha yes jag snackar med will smith

HAHAHAHA! GULD!

Kan man ha flera Omegle uppe samtidigt?

Helvete, jag hade värsta klockrena konversationen som jag kopierade och skulle klistra in nånstans... men jag råkade kopiera nånting annat så allt försvann! :(

Stranger: WAZAAAAAAA
You: HI = )
You: WAZAAAAAAA
Stranger: YO DUKEY
You: YOYOYOY
Stranger: PICK UP THE PHONE
You: MOFOFOFOF
You: i WON'T!
Stranger: OMNOMNOM
You: i'll buy stickers
Stranger: cool
You: are you sellin?
Stranger: powned stickers?
You: are you my new dealer?
Stranger: yeah
You: damn man
You: you have that good stuff?
Stranger: i do
You: that really sticks
You: well
Stranger: have u ever cum on a girls face?
You: last tuesday
You: my brothers best friend
You: heard about
Stranger: nice
You: some other guy
You: who did that
Stranger: i tried it with ur mom, didnt really work out
You: too bad man
Stranger: where u from
You: that's why i need stickers
You: germany
You: you know
You: sieg heil and hot dogs
Stranger: hahahaha
Stranger: yeah i do know
You: awesome
Stranger: its a crappy country
You: so, did you have any stickers?
Stranger: they dont even have legal drugs
You: i know
Stranger: come to holland, its pwnage here
You: that's just sad, every country without legal drugs should DIE
You: i will do that, actually
You: weed is the real deal
You: i don't need your stickers anymore
You: stop following me
Stranger: :D
Stranger: oke
Stranger: bye
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VAD fan är det med er förstör inte för oss andra som vill ragga där inne

hahahaha Renegade kom med den basta :)

You: Tudelidu
Stranger: hello
You: Or hi!
You: Boy girl?
Stranger: horny 17 girl
You: Nice
You: From?
Stranger: uk
You: Najs
Stranger: perv

HAHAHAHA! Peter-Pan-Komplex, close but no cigar!

Stranger: ronaldo
You: hola
Stranger: hola
You: que tal
Stranger: de ondes ablas cumpadre?
You: no no
Stranger: jo no sei falar espanol
You: la turtuga
Stranger: tartaruga ?
You: hmm
You: i dont understand anymore
Stranger: thats cause i'm speaking portunhol
Stranger: :P
You: hah whats that? portugese ?
Stranger: portuguese with espanol
Stranger: portunol
You: ah, i see =)
You: where u from? brazil ?
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: n u ?
You: cool. i'm swedish
Stranger: do you like basshunter ??
You: hahaha no no no =(
Stranger: why don't swedishs don't like basshunter?
Stranger: he is the master of universe
You: cuz that guy is a pain in the ass
Stranger: don't say that
Stranger: he is fucking good man
Stranger: near a god
Stranger: he sings vi sitter har i vetchen och spella dota
Stranger: xD
You: hahahahah
You: lol so u know swedish
You: from that dude ;D hahafunny
Stranger: just the lyrics from basshunter
Stranger: lol
You: haha, jag känner en booot, hon heter anna, anna heter hoooon
You: heard that one ?
Stranger: yeah man
Stranger: of course
Stranger: i got alll his cds
You: ;) whoa. so people in other countrys really support that guys music..
You: i'll be damned ;)
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: i wish to see him live one day
Stranger: =/
You: haha how old are you ?
Stranger: 20
Stranger: n u?
You: 20 too =)
Stranger: (8)Våra krafter har tagit slut
För jag lever i en värld svart o vitt
(8)
You: hahahaha
You: shall i translate to english?
Stranger: if you can i will be very pleased
You: "our powers has ended because I live in a world black and white"
Stranger: wow
Stranger: basshunter is the master man
Stranger: lol
You: hahahahahh
Stranger: the best dj ever
You: you're hillarious man ;D
Stranger: why ?


hahaha ja fyfan

HAHAHAHAHAHA! JACKPOT!

You: where u from? brazil ?
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: n u ?
You: cool. i'm swedish
Stranger: do you like basshunter ??
You: hahaha no no no =(
Stranger: why don't swedishs don't like basshunter?
Stranger: he is the master of universe
You: cuz that guy is a pain in the ass
Stranger: don't say that
Stranger: he is fucking good man
Stranger: near a god
Stranger: he sings vi sitter har i vetchen och spella dota

HAHAHAHAH

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Stranger: heyy
You: läget?
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hahhaah

alla från Brazil säger ni? tiden har ändrats, nu är alla från kina, holland eller finland

Jag träffar bara finnar och jänkare. Men det där sidan är fan läskig, snackade med en kille från Alabama igår hur länge som helst, allt från politik till musik.

Hahah det är fett kul att chansa loss! folk blir förvirrade :P klarade 2/3 tills det visade att det var en brud

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You: haha typ :P hur är det annars?
Stranger: heey
Stranger: ser att du är från sverige
You: ja?
Stranger: kille? tjej?
You: och du från stockholm?
You: kille!
Stranger: ja. jag är från stockholm
You: men vi har ju nyss snackat??
Stranger: nej?
Stranger: kom precis in här
Stranger: vad heter du?
You: vafan???
You: Vidal
Stranger: kommer ifrån?
You: tyresö
Stranger: jaha okej
Stranger: vad gör du här då
Stranger: ute efter något speciellt?
You: ??
Stranger: hur gammal äru
You: är du killen jag snackade med förut?
Stranger: nej!
You: vem fan är du då?
Stranger: jag kom precis in här
Stranger: däremot så är jag tjej
You: Heej *raggar stenhårt*
Stranger: haha hej!
Stranger: ålder?
You: 34 :P
You: själv?
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Jag tycker att det här är en grym tjänst, har använt den ganska frekvent i flera månader och hittat en rad väldigt intressanta människor. Anonymiteten ger ett prestigelöst samtal där det inte finns förutfattade meningar eller drivkraft/möjlighet att skapa permanenta identiteter. Man existerar för stunden och det är bara att göra det bästa av det. Det är då man råkar hitta nån fransman (eller fransyska, att inte fråga om kön eller ålder är grundregeln) som är helt såld på älgar och helt lyrisk över att prata med en svenne som faktiskt sett djuret irl. Hur coolt som helst om man ger det chansen.

Många av er är för unga för att minnas men det här liknar väldigt mycket hur internet funkade under tidigt nittiotal. Då, innan de sociala medierna där man odlar redan existerande bekantskaper, handlade mycket om att kommunicera med allehanda främlingar. Nätanvändarna var för få för att man skulle kunna klustra ihop sig efter intressen så alla pratade med alla, typ.

Jaja, det jag vill säga är: utnyttja möjligheten istället för att försöka göra ett skämt av det. Det är en utmärkt möjlighet att nå utanför det kalla hörn i världen vi lever i.

:P

You: hai
Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl?
You: 17 male sweden, u?
Stranger: 15 f finland :D
You: Cool :) What's up?
Stranger: im finee, exept i just spoked with one people and he needed to go and its so sad u know haha :D:D sounds stupid but when u have talked long with someone its kinda hard :D u ? (:
You: hehe, well... i know how it is
You: how are you doing?
Stranger: haha i dunno really
Stranger: not so good..
You: hm, why is that?
Stranger: but u ?
You: i'm fine thank you.
Stranger: cause i dont know, i just feel like kinda sad :D
You: well... that's never fun :( anything i can do about it? :P
Stranger: well u can just speak with me about somethin XD haha to take my mind out of that haha :D:D
You: uhm... what are you doing at spare time?
Stranger: mm well shopping , haha :D:D and singing :D u =) ?
You: Nice, i like to play the guitar and partying, any favourite band/artist/song?
Stranger: haha well i like jesse mccartney hahahahah XDD u propably think that im like one of the screaming fan girls ::D
Stranger: and theen i like imogen heap :D
Stranger: u ?
You: hm.. no idea who any of them is to be honest, lol. I kinda like all kind of music, but the favourites is Linkin Park, Blink-182 and Yellowcard kinda. :)
Stranger: ooooh yea, i know them all :D:D
You: well, mainstream/sellouts, you name it.
You: what grade are you in?
Stranger: 8 :D:D haha


Tänker aldrig mer vara seriös på den där jävla sidan.

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Stranger: hi
You: Hi
Stranger: from ?
You: England
You: you?
Stranger: m or f
You: f
Stranger: bulgaria
You: ur m/f?
Stranger: im male
You: nice, age?
Stranger: u first
You: im 17 :p
You: u ?
Stranger: im 16
Stranger: how are u
You: cool, i like bulg boys :D
You: im fine, you?
Stranger: sorry for bad english
Stranger: fine too
You: what are you doing?
Stranger: do u know anything about bulgaria
You: not very much. i've been there on vacation with family xD
Stranger: nothing i'm just chating
Stranger: u?
You: im masturbating
Stranger: really which city
Stranger: are u kidding me
You: Sofia :p
You: nope
Stranger: ok i like girl who mastrubate
You: i got ditched by my boyfriend a week ago... so i feel quite horny :D
You: nice
You: bulgarian boys looks pretty good
Stranger: hah
Stranger: ok
You: wanna cyber? xD
Stranger: maybe later
Stranger: what time is there ?
You: 13:37
You: u?
Stranger: really
Stranger: here is 23:06
You: omg
You: that's like totally awesome
Stranger: u are not from england right
You: yes i am!
Stranger: ok
You: oh wait... my clock is totally wrong
Stranger: do u like to watch porn ?
You: it's 22:06
You: yes! i really do :D
Stranger: ok
Stranger: me too
You: nice, what's your favourite porno?
Stranger: may be 2 lesbian
Stranger: u ?
You: I like giant cocks
You: they look so jummy
You: damn... all this speaking of porn makes me very horny, you owe me a cyber xD
Stranger: msn ? or what
You: no, here
Stranger: how ?
You: just write
Stranger: ok
You: write sexy things
Stranger: do u have your picture i want to see u
You: yes, give me a second to upload one
Stranger: ok
You: http://www.atlsalonandspa.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/beachproof.jpg
You: here :p
Stranger: u are hot
You: thanks
You: do you have any pic of u? :D
Stranger: are u really 17
You: yes i am :p
Stranger: im sorry but i havn't
You: ok
Stranger: i'll make u a pic
Stranger: but not know maybe later if u are here
You: it's ok
You: lets have some cyber sex!
Stranger: ok
Stranger: u start
You: i'm horny, ur at my door, u knocking on my door.
You: i'm naked
Stranger: are u open the door naked
You: yes
You: i put down your pants and starting to suck your giant cock
Stranger: i come in
Stranger: it is nice
Stranger: do u like it
You: yes yes
You: very much
You: I put on my robe and my wizard hat and cast a level 2 breast enlargement!
Stranger: ok i like it
You: nice... i open my vagina and a space monster comes out of it to grab your tdick
You: dick*
Stranger: wow
Stranger: do u want to chat with me
Stranger: or u just kidding
You: no. you suck. And by the way, i'm a boy. You failed.

HAHAHHA

Mött en massa trevliga personer där, men SJUKT många kåta personer som endast vill att man skall vara en brud med stora tuttar och ha webcam. Blir bara äcklad.