Wertheräs Orginal (Skämt)
Tja, jag hittade en fansite om werthers orginal och då hittade jag detta haha.. lite sådär :P
Reasons why Werthers are better than sex - When you suck a Werthers it won't suddenly give a different original taste.
- If you bite a Werthers it won't bite back or complain.
- If you try to unwrap a Werthers with your tongue it doesn't call you a pervert and make you sleep on the couch.
- Once a Werthers has been sucked that's it, it wont keep coming back for more.
- You won't spend hours on the internet looking for Werthers (as you've already found pictures and information on them on this site).
- If you get a craving for Werthers it's morally acceptable to buy them.
- You can watch programs with Werthers in when your parents are around.
- People won't laugh at you if you finish a Werthers in a couple of minutes.
- Floppy Werthers just don't exist, and even if they did, it wouldn't be a problem.
- A Werthers will never prematurely dissolve.
- You never have to fake it with a Werthers.
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