den där norska metalaren

Är det inte Mortiss han kallar sig? om nu mitt minne inte skämtar aprillo med mig.

My bad Mortiis , men det är den här snubben du menar va?

precis! fan jag kunde verkligen inte komma på det..

Oj, han såg ju verkligen SJUK ut! *growlar* Han spelar säkert dansband egentligen.

hahahahahahahahhahh

Mortiis är läskig.

Saxat från Mortiis hemsida:

"Here's a list of statements regarding Mortiis and his work picked up here and there. Some true, some way off... you be the judge of that.

# Mortiis lives in a castle in Norway.
# Mortiis has had plastic surgery to look the way he does.
# Mortiis stabbed his mother to death.
# Mortiis is a raving alcoholic and drug-user.
# Mortiis died and came back from the dead.
# Mortiis is married.
# Mortiis can't drink.
# Mortiis is not human.
# Mortiis and friends sacrifice animals in the forest.
# Someone was sadistically murdered in the house he lives in.
# Mortiis is a king on the dance floor.
# Mortiis OD'ed and had to be resuscitated back to life.
# Mortiis eats children.
# Mortiis has joined Danny Glover in his quest to stop rascist cab drivers.
# Mortiis keeps wolves as pets.
# Mortiis has sex with wolves.
# Mortiis has been asked to use his nose in a porno movie.
# Mortiis has been asked to be in a Disney film.
# Mortiis and Sarah Jezebel Deva are the same person.
# Mortiis has been involved in inticement to suicide.
# Vond sings on The Stargate.
# Mortiis' nose falls off during live shows.
# Mortiis looks just like Blix from Legend, only taller.
# Mortiis' music is bad, because he uses make-up.
# Mortiis gave birth to someone's grandmother.
# Mortiis is supposed to be a Scandinavian troll.
# The Stargate is so bad, everyone displays universal disguist for it.
# Mortiis was involved in the Norwegian train crash that took some 30 lives (coincidentally, another passenger was alledgedly saved by aliens).
# Mortiis lives in a cave & plays buttmetal
# Mortiis sounds like 80´ies goth ala Bauhaus with bad costumes.
# Mortiis is a real no talent moron
# Mortiis was voted sexiest man in Norway
# Mortiis left Emperor in the end of 91, because his mother wouldn`t let him play in a black metal band (taken from an insanely erroneous Emperor fan-site).
# Mortiis´ real name is Bobo Trinkles
# Mortiis has 13 toes.
# Mortiis has a cat named Elisabeth Bathory.
# Mortiis plays electronic folk music
# Mortiis had to leave Emperor because he is a troll.
# Mortiis had his ears stolen and had to do the show without them.
# Mortiis saw himself dead in a dream and from that dream he recreated the image of himself he saw.
# When you say Mortiis five times in front of a mirror, he appears with his army of trolls and slay the living! "

:D

Jääääääääävligt snyggt skivomslag !!!!

Asså det som The-Dude skrev kan fan itne vara sant..
vilken jävla stolle.

hahaha checka denna bilden
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FatBastard P16

"Here's a list of statements regarding Mortiis and his work picked up here and there. Some true, some way off ... you be the judge of that.

hehe.. aja.. men ändå :p. jävla sick snubbe.

southis- P16

Nä? Captain Obvious...

fan.. ser man ut som ett troll ska man dricka getblod och skrika utav bara helvete..
musiken var ju sugmesig.

ja han låter ju inte som han sser ut..

# Mortiis was voted sexiest man in Norway

haha..

jag diggar hans musik, men som någon sa, hans kostym passar inte med hans mjukis synt-pop..