filmcitat quiz !

Goodfellas (maffiabröder)?

E ganska säker på att jag har rätt så jag droppar mitt citat:

"Listen, you fuckers, you screwheads. Here is a man who would not take it anymore. A man who stood up against the scum, the cunts, the dogs, the filth, the shit. Here is someone who stood up. Here is..."

Funkenteller

TAXI DRIVER!


Min tur:
"Christ. I mean, a guy comes in here against every, every instinct of privacy and self-reliance he has and what do you do? What do you do, huh? You send him off on the street to score smack, is that what you do? You're fucking ridiculous!

Two pills? Great. Why don't you just give me a bottle of scotch and a handgun to blow my fucking head off! Are we done here with this psychiatry bullshit?"

klockrenh

The Departed, min tur:

(Det får bli en konversation mellan 2 karaktärer i filmen eftersom replikerna är väldigt korta och blir svåra att gissa sig till...)

- All male casts? Like "Glengarry Glen Ross", like that?
- Like "Glen and Gary Suck Ross's Meaty Cock and Drop Their Hairy Nuts in His Eager Mouth".
- Is that like a sequel?
- Sort of. It's a reimagining.
- Oh, like "The Wiz".
- More erotic. And with less women. No women, to be exact.
- I apologize in advance if I am outta line here, but are you in gay porn?
- Guilty as charged.

zack and miri makes a porno

"I love scotch. Scotchy, scotch, scotch. Here it goes down, down into my belly..."

Anchorman

"If you fuck with me! you fuck with the best"

Scarface!?!

"War is upon you! Prepare to suck the cock of karma!"

Pineapple Express

"What is your major malfunction, numbnuts? Didn't Mommy and Daddy show you enough attention when you were a child?"

full metal jacket

Detective, he'd die of shock right now if you were to shine a flashlight in his eyes. He's experienced about as much pain and suffering as anyone I've encountered, give or take...and he still has hell to look forward to. Good night.

Seven

With a bit of luck, his life was ruined forever. Always thinking that just behind some narrow door in all of his favorite bars, men in red woolen shirts are getting incredible kicks from things he'll never know.

Fear and loathing in Las Vegas

"If you kill me in your dream, you better wake up and apologize!"

Reservoir Dogs

"I've done... unbelievable things... in the name of a faith that was never my own. And he'll do to her what he did to me. "

The Chronicles of Riddick

Let me tell you something son, you get that hatred out your heart, or you'll end up just another nigga, like your father.

Dieallot

Erkänn att du googlade den! :)

Det gjorde jag inte!

Imponerande!

He got game?

We got something better than a rabbit's paw holmes, we got familia!

Blood in blood out

We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a saltshaker half-full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers... Also, a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether, and two dozen amyls. Not that we needed all that for the trip, but once you get into locked a serious drug collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can. The only thing that really worried me was the ether. There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge, and I knew we'd get into that rotten stuff pretty soon.

Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, (igen)

Close your eyes. We'll see the snake; see the serpent appear. His head is ten feet long and five feet wide. He has one red eye and one green eye. He's seven miles long. Deadly. I see all the history of the world on his scales, all people, all actions. We're all just little pictures on his scales. God, he's big, he's moving, devouring consciousness, digesting power. Monster of energy. It's a monster. We're going to kiss the snake on the tongue. Kiss the serpent. But if it senses fear, it'll eat us instantly. But if we kiss it without fear, it'll take us through the garden, through the gate, to the other side. Ride the snake... until the end of time.

The Doors

Nytt:

- How does it taste?
- It tastes like fish
- It is fish
- Yeah, I know, but it tastes like every other fish I've ever had

enemy of the states.

Correctomundo

- God damn you Walter! You fuckin' asshole! Everything's a fuckin' travesty with you, man! And what was all that shit about Vietnam? What the FUCK, has anything got to do with Vietnam? What the fuck are you talking about?

big lebowski.
underbart.

Two little mice fell in a bucket of cream. The first mouse quickly gave up and drowned. The second mouse, wouldn't quit. He struggled so hard that eventually he churned that cream into butter and crawled out. Gentlemen, as of this moment, I am that second mouse.

Catch me if you can

I don't know about you, but I'm having a ball.

Sin City?

Why don't you just kill us?
You shouldn't forget the importance of entertainment.

Funny Games.

the boat has arrived at the Do Lung bridge, which is a combat zone
Chef: Lance, hey Lance. What do you think?
Lance: It's beautiful.
Chef: What's the matter with you? You're acting kinda weird.
Lance: Hey, you know that last tab of acid I was saving? I dropped it.
Chef: You dropped acid? Far out..

Hoppas ingen google fuskar ;)?

Antar apocalypse now.

Yes, nästa?

Jag kunde också apocalypse now så ger en ny då!

Your anger and your lust for power have already done that.

Star wars 3!


Denna då

Toby.. Toby? Toby? Toby Wang.. Toby Wang, Toby Wong, Toby Chong. Fuckin Charlie Chan..

Reservoir Dogs

I'm gonna eat your brains and gain your knowledge.

Grindhouse va?

I need a minute here. You're telling me that this thing can imitate anything it touches

Är det Terminator 2?

Rätt svar!

Yea, yeah, your gonna rape my grandmother, then your gonna do her in, blah, blah, fucking blah!

Jag vet men jag har inget citat å slänga upp...crap.. :/

okey.. here it goes...

Crank !

"Okay cocksucker. Fuck with me, and we'll see who shits on the sidewalk"

death race?

"Todd! Are you not aware that I get farty and bloated with a foamy latte?"

Zoolander

SpoilerNever trust anyone who doesn't smoke pot or listen to Dylan.
Never trust anyone who doesn't like the beach.
Never, EVER, EVER trust anyone who says they don't like dogs!
You meet someone who doesn't like dogs you alert the authorities IMMEDIATELY
and you sure as SHIT don't MARRY THEM!

the wackness



"Business bad? Fuck you, pay me. Oh, you had a fire? Fuck you, pay me. Place got hit by lightning huh? Fuck you, pay me."

Goodfellas

You know what really grinds my gears? People in the 19th century. Why don't they get with the freakin program? It's called an automobile, folks. It's much faster than a horse!

Stewie Griffin - The untold story

"-What you gonna do with all that junk, all that junk inside that trunk (...)
-Do you even know what that means?
-Nobody knows what it means, but its provocative!"

Blades of Glory!

"Det var någon, som tyckte att ett tecken på styrka var att ge sig på de svaga"

Hoppas jag fick till den rätt.

låt den rätte komma in :P?

Stockholmsnatt!

- You've been around a lot of corpses. Is that normal?
- What, the feet thing?
- Yeah, the feet thing.
- Yeah, it happens.