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Cook: You like those onion rings, sir? (he squints and grimaces slightly)
Van Damme: Ja. Dese rings are de best effer.
Cook (removing cap - reveals himself as Seagall ): Good, 'cuz it's your turn to get fried! (leaps into a spin-kick, knocking Van Damme out of his chair, strippers flying)
Van Damme: Ahhhh...Steefan! You should leef da kitchen iff you can't stand de heat! (leaps into Seagall head-first)
Seagall rolls, flipping Van Damme into the air, landing him on a table. Montgomery Burns pops up from behind a stripper's swaying hips and ducks to one side.
Seagall: Here's a free table dance! (jumps on top off Van Damme and stomps him)
Van Damme (flipping up, knocking Seagall over): Let me help you find a seat...(kicks Seagall into Apu's booth)
Seagall (squinting): House rule number one: don't touch the staff!
Van Damme : I'm your banker - and your account is closed! (punches Seagall in the stomach)
Seagall: You got a passport to travel from annoying to assinine?
Van Damme (making a fist): Right here...
Seagall : Looks like that passport needs a stamp! (kicks Van Damme in the head)
Van Damme : You and your girly ponytail....looking like you are a homosexual!
Seagall (squinting): That's not polite in today's kinder (punches), gentler (kicks Van Damme in the groin) society!
Van Damme (grabbing at his sore crotch): Hey, cook - looks like your order is up! (spin-kicks at Seagall and misses)
Seagall: Just take yours to go! (leaps and kicks, sending Van Damme out the window to the sidewalk)
As the dust settles, Seagall strides calmly back to the kitchen. He pauses momentarily to scan the bevy of topless dancers scurrying back to the dressing room.
Seagall (to a passing dancer): You want fries with that shake?
/ Deedz.
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